Post your funniest jokes...

[Titanic]

A bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"
The madam replies $60.
"Wow, what do I get for that,?''
She says, "A baggy green cap and an Australian cricket shirt.

I don't get it. Sure, I understand the cricket humour but what's kinky about total humiliation?

[Coaster]

Coles Car Park Scam - PLEASE BE AWARE



A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular

customers at Coles. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam

while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't

happen to you!



Here's how the scam works.



Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to

your car as you are loading your groceries into the boot. They both start

wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost

falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.



It is impossible not to look.



When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and

instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get

in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on

you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen on May the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on

the 15th, 17th, 20th, Jun 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just

yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy

more wallets.



Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn

them about this scam!

[TITAN PETE]

Bulldogs supporters are all wearing Black armbands this weekend after their no1 supporter was tragically gunned down while holidaying in Pakistan

[AmericanTitan]

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a 'bin Laden.'

The bartender ask how do you make a 'bin Laden?'

Guy responds 'two shots and a splash of water.'

[Coaster]

Titans 2011 Premiers













boom tish

[SunnyCoastTitanFan]

This joke is kinda religious, but here we go anyway

The pope wanted to get rid of all the Jews in Italy, and they eventually settled that they will have a debate to decide whether of not the Jews would have to leave. The italians used the pope as their representative, and the Jews used a street sweeper by the name of Moishe. As both of these people couldn't speak the same language, they decided it would have to be a silent debate.

The pope started off by raising 3 fingers, and Moishe responded by raising one. The pope proceded to swirl his finger around, and Moishe responded by pointing to the ground. The pope than brings out some bread and wine, and Moishe brings out an apple. At this point the pope surrenders and says all of you Jews can stay.

Later on when the pope is explaining what happened, he said 'I raised 3 fingers to remind him of the trinity (father, son and holy spirit), and he said that god is also one. I said god is all around us, and he said that god is right here as well. Then I get out bread and wine to remind him of communion, and he got out an apple to remind me of the first fruit. After that I had to let the Jews stay.'

Later on when Moishe is asked what happened he says 'well I don't know, he said we got 3 days to leave italy, so I gave him the finger, than he said that he's going to circulate the Jews from all over the country and kick us out, and I said that we're staying right here.' Someone than asked Moishe 'what happened after that?', and he responded '****ed if I know, he got out his lunch, so I got out mine'

[shamus]