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[jenny]

No way :!: Ur not a Bon Jovi fan are you

Jokes..i have a lil rose on my lower back...Bon jovi are ok :ok:

[dee13]

Good on yu... I thought no chick gets superman on their shoulder unless they love JBJ

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

Whats wrong with Bon Jovi? They have good songs. "Living on a Prayer", "Blaze of Glory", etc.

[dee13]

Whats wrong with Bon Jovi? They have good songs. "Living on a Prayer", "Blaze of Glory", etc.

Im a massive fan. I have 3 tatoos that were originally dedicated to jbj and the band. 2 of them took on a bit of a different meaning when I started lifesaving

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

Im a massive fan. I have 3 tatoos that were originally dedicated to jbj and the band. 2 of them took on a bit of a different meaning when I started lifesaving

lol oh, i thought you were saying being a fan is bad lol. I read the meaning of your post different :rotflmao:

[dee13]

Goodnight guys. Don't stay up to late. Its another big day of chillin by the pool and getting over hangovers for some of us tomorrow. Its a hard life when you have 2 pools in ur complex and a fridge full of alcohol :hi:

[Ryan]

Later dude, I'm out for the night too...

[jenny]

Goodnight guys. Don't stay up to late. Its another big day of chillin by the pool and getting over hangovers for some of us tomorrow. Its a hard life when you have 2 pools in ur complex and a fridge full of alcohol :hi:

Nite dee :hi: Funny as...be well :spit: ake 3 panadol now.then no headache tomorrow

[jenny]

NEW YEAR RESOLUTION #1: :beer: FOR THE TITAN BOYS :beer: :beer:

1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2001: I will read 5 books a year.
2002: I will finish The Pelican Brief
2003: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2004: I will read at least one article this year.
2005: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

RESOLUTION #2:

1999: I will get my weight down below 180.
2000: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2001: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2002: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2003: I will work out 5 days a week.
2004: I will work out 3 days a week.
2005: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

RESOLUTION #3:

1999: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2000: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2001: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2002: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.
2003: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.
2004: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2001.
2005: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.

RESOLUTION #4:

2002: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2003: I will not leave Marge.
2004: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2005: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.

RESOLUTION #5:

2002: I will stop looking at other women.
2003: I will not get involved with Wanda.
2004: I will not let Wanda pressure me into another marriage.
2005: I will stop looking at other women.

RESOLUTION #6:

2002: I will not let my boss push me around.
2003: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2004: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2005: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.

RESOLUTION #7:

2002: I will not get upset when Charlie makes jokes about my baldness.
2003: I will not get annoyed when Charlie kids me about my toupee.
2004: I will not get angry when Charle tells the guys I wear a girdle.
2005: I will not speak to Charlie.

RESOLUTION #8:

2002: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2003: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2004: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2005: I will not miss any AA meetings.

RESOLUTION #9:

2002: I will see my dentist this year.
2003: I will have my cavities filled this year.
2004: I will have my root canal work done this year.
2005: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.

RESOLUTION #10:

2002: I will go to church every Sunday.
2003: I will go to church as often as possible.
2004: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2005: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.

[Ryan]

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), the American Task Force (ATF), the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The ATF goes in. Their armoured battering ram gets stuck in the mud, several agents are killed and injured by rabbits and some friendly fire, and they have to call in the US Marshall's Service to get them out. The Marshals respond promptly by readjusting the deadly force policy to include the shooting on sight of anything with ears.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

[Capital_Shark]

lol Americans .. One c0ck up after another

[Ryan]

Check this vid out:
Stupid Americans

[jenny]

Check this vid out:
Stupid Americans

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Ryan]

When I was younger, I remember collecting these "MR" books, but I don't remember getting this one....

[Capital_Shark]

When I was younger, I remember collecting these "MR" books, but I don't remember getting this one....

LMFAO!:rotflmao::rotflmao:bearded little 1 armed bastard loaded up with TNT ahhaha