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[dee13]

Sorry bout the brunette jokes Jenny.

Hey is there a thread on the progress of the Pink Elephant/Titanium bar. Whats doin over there.

[jenny]

Sorry bout the brunette jokes Jenny.

Hey is there a thread on the progress of the Pink Elephant/Titanium bar. Whats doin over there.

LOL...they were funny dee...i never worry about that..bringem on
titanium Bar is shut until tomorrow Why?? have you drank your stash :beer:
I will have a nice meal for you there tomorrow

[dee13]

LOL...they were funny dee...i never worry about that..bringem on
titanium Bar is shut until tomorrow Why?? have you drank your stash :beer:
I will have a nice meal for you there tomorrow

No, still have 17 left in the fridge. I used to work at the Concorde hotel (now VIBES). Last time I went past it was under construction.

[jenny]

No, still have 17 left in the fridge. I used to work at the Concorde hotel (now VIBES). Last time I went past it was under construction.

17 :!: whats your address :spit: Concord was cool

[dee13]

17 :!: whats your address :spit: Concord was cool

:beer: :beer: :beer: I don't know, can't remember :beer: My head hurts :beer: fgew shdjwvgl vsjfotmny :dead:

[jenny]

:beer: :beer: :beer: I don't know, can't remember :beer: My head hurts :beer: fgew shdjwvgl vsjfotmny :dead:

:spit: Noooooo dee torrow it will HURT LOL
> Mick is appearing on the Irish version of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
> Gay Byrne (presenter): Mick you've done very well so far you're on
$500,000
> and you've got one lifeline left - phone a friend. The next question will
> give you the first ever million if you get it right, but if you get it
wrong
> you will be out of the game and drop to $32,000 - are you ready?"
>
> Mick: "Sure I'll have a go"
>
> Gay Byrne: "Which of the following birds does NOT build it's own nest? Is
> it: A-Robin / B-Sparrow / C-Cuckoo / D-Thrush
>
> Remember Mick it's worth 1 Million dollars."
>
> Mick: "I think I know it...but I'm not 100%...no I haven't got a clue. Can
I
> phone a friend please Gay just to be sure?"
>
> Gay: "Yes Mick who do you want to phone?"
> Mick: "I'll phone Paddy back home in Ballygoon."
>
> (Ringing) Paddy: "Hello..."
> Gay: "Hello Paddy, its Gay Byrne here from "Who Wants To Be a
Millionaire",
> I have Mick here and he's doing well he's on $500,000 but needs your help
to
> get the Million. The next voice you hear will be Mick's he'll explain the
> question. There are 4 possible answers but just 1 correct answer, you have
> 30 seconds to answer - fire away Mick."
>
> Mick: "Paddy, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
"Is
> it: A-Robin / B-Sparrow / C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush!"
>
> Paddy: "Jesus Mick that's simple...It's a Cuckoo.
>
> Mick: "Are you sure Paddy?"
>
> Paddy: "I'm sure."
>
> Mick: "Thanks Paddy." (Hangs up)
>
> Gay: "Well do you want to stick on ?500,000 or play on for the first ever
> Million Mick?"
>
> Mick: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo.
>
> Gay: "Is that your final answer?"
>
> Mick: "Final answer!"
>
> Gay: "Confident?"
>
> Mick: "Yes fairly, Paddy's a sound bet."
>
> Gay: "Mick ...you had ?500,000 and you said Cuckoo - You have just won
> $1,000,000.00!! Here is your cheque - you have been a great contestant and
a
> real gambler - audience please put your hands together for Mick."
>
> (Applause)
>
> That night Mick calls Paddy and brings him down to the local pub to fill
> him full of drink and as they are sitting at the bar Mick turns to Paddy
and
> asks. "Tell me Paddy! How in Gods name did you know that it was the Cuckoo
> that does not build its own nest, sure you know nothin' at all about
birds?"
>
> Paddy: "Listen Mick, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock"

[dee13]

Believe it or not, I don't actually like getting drunk. ITS TRUE!!! Im very strict on my limits and am a smart drinker. Im always able to drive home after a big night out. Little can be said about when Im drinking at home.

[jenny]

Believe it or not, I don't actually like getting drunk. ITS TRUE!!! Im very strict on my limits and am a smart drinker. Im always able to drive home after a big night out. Little can be said about when Im drinking at home.

When the time is right! ehhh? and tonight ..the time was so right

[dee13]

And stop picking on the Irish....

sdrawkcab er'ew fi ti pleh t'nac eW
:spit:

[jenny]

And stop picking on the Irish....

sdrawkcab er'ew fi ti pleh t'nac eW
:spit:

Our Irish friend sends them to me..he's a corker..very funny
LOL..your talking Braile here have a drink :beer:

[dee13]

Our Irish friend sends them to me..he's a corker..very funny
LOL..your talking Braile here have a drink :beer:

It may make sense if you read in reverse

[jenny]

It may make sense if you read in reverse

Ohh Yeahhhhhhhhh :sick: does too
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

[dee13]

Ohh Yeahhhhhhhhh :sick: does too
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."

Ummmmmm...... No superman jokes. He is a legend. I have a superman tatoo on my left arm

[jenny]

Ummmmmm...... No superman jokes. He is a legend. I have a superman tatoo on my left arm

So do i :spit:

[dee13]

So do i :spit:

No way :!: Ur not a Bon Jovi fan are you