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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    I attended a party last weekend.

    After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room.

    When I approached and asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."

    Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name. Is it a family name?"

    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world, - cars and men."

    Then she asked, "What's your name?



    "Golftits" I replied"
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Michel~
    LOL
    Here's a funny joke...NSW will win Origin
    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

    LOL Jenn..You look like someone who has mixed emotions..or is that just a nervous laugh? :rotflmao:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Michel~

    LOL Jenn..You look like someone who has mixed emotions..or is that just a nervous laugh? :rotflmao:
    All of the above

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    I attended a party last weekend.

    After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room.

    When I approached and asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."

    Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name. Is it a family name?"

    "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world, - cars and men."

    Then she asked, "What's your name?

    "Golftits" I replied"
    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    I might use that one day!
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    Ivan Milat is walking through the forest with a backpacker. The backpacker says to him "It's dark and scary in here".
    "Your scared" Milat replies, "I'm the one who's gotta walk back by myself...."
    The girl from the ring watched a highlights reel of Greg Bird, she died 7 days later.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan
    Ivan Milat is walking through the forest with a backpacker. The backpacker says to him "It's dark and scary in here".
    "Your scared" Milat replies, "I'm the one who's gotta walk back by myself...."

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    Applle Computer reported today that it has developed
    computer chips that can store and play music inside
    women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
    breakthrough because women are always complaining
    about men staring at their breasts and not listening
    to them.

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    An Aussie Prayer

    Our lager, Which art in barrels
    Hallowed be thy drink
    By the time comes
    I will be drunk, At home as if in tavern
    Give us this day our foamy head
    And forgive us our spillages
    As we forgive those who spill against us
    And lead us not into incarceration
    But deliver us from hangovers
    For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager
    Forever and ever.....Barmen.
    :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    Applle Computer reported today that it has developed
    computer chips that can store and play music inside
    women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
    breakthrough because women are always complaining
    about men staring at their breasts and not listening
    to them.

    What sort of music would you play :naughty:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan

    What sort of music would you play :naughty:
    CAN'T TOUCH THIS :satan:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    CAN'T TOUCH THIS :satan:
    Good one,
    would you turn the bass up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan
    Good one,
    would you turn the bass up?
    I did???

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    An Aussie couple go to a sex therapist's office. The man ask's "Could you please watch us have sex?" The therapist looks puzzled but agrees. When the couple are finished, the therapist says, "Theres nothing wrong with the way you have sex", charges them $50 and they leave. This happens several weeks in a row. One day the therapist asks, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?". The man replies, "Nothing, We're both married but not to each other, so we can't go to her house or my house. It's too expensive to get a room each week, so we do it here for $50 and get $30 back from Medicare."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan
    An Aussie couple go to a sex therapist's office. The man ask's "Could you please watch us have sex?" The therapist looks puzzled but agrees. When the couple are finished, the therapist says, "Theres nothing wrong with the way you have sex", charges them $50 and they leave. This happens several weeks in a row. One day the therapist asks, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?". The man replies, "Nothing, We're both married but not to each other, so we can't go to her house or my house. It's too expensive to get a room each week, so we do it here for $50 and get $30 back from Medicare."
    :naughty:
    :win: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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