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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    "I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks" :dead:
    :rotflmao: thats mean Jenny :rotflmao:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
    :rotflmao: thats mean Jenny :rotflmao:
    :curse: Come here and say that... :curse:
    Cheeky lil ***t Chris :roll:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    :curse: Come here and say that... :curse:
    Cheeky lil ***t Chris :roll:
    :rotflmao: Was that another joke? :rotflmao:

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    Big Shuggie is on holiday and is stuck at the airport, and proceeds to get very drunk.

    After about his tenth big swig at his bottle a little Japanese man accidentally bumps into him, causing the bottle to smash to the floor.

    Big Shuggie is furious, he grabs the wee fellah demanding recompense and drags him out of the building.

    Next thing he returns with bruises all over his face.

    Behind him is the Japanese man who is smiling.

    "It is just a small Japanese thing," he explained to the crowd of waiting passengers, who were astonished, "We call it aikido."

    But despite having been overwhelmed and tossed to the pavement, Big Shuggie's ire builds up and once more he challenges the Japanese man to 'go ootside'

    They do and within a couple of minutes Shuggie is limping back into the building, with the smiling Japanese man behind him

    "It is just a small Japanese thing," he explains once more to the impressed crowd, "We call it karate."

    As the effects of his mauling at the hands of the wee man wears off, Big Shuggie once more bellows at the Japanese guy that he wants to take him outside and 'batter him wan'

    Sighing and shrugging his shoulders, the Japanese man accompanies Shuggie outside.

    A couple of minutes later the hushed crowd hear a thud, and Shuggie comes striding back into the airport building, beaming like a champion,

    "It wiz just a small Japanese thing," he explains to them, "The bumper aff a Toyota!" :dizzy:

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    A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire
    him until he passes a little maths test.
    "Here's your first question, the foreman said.
    "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

    "Without numbers?" the Cajun says, "Dat is easy,"
    and proceeds to draw three trees.

    "What's this?" the boss asks.

    "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make
    nine," says the Cajun.

    "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
    question. Use the same rules, but this time the
    number is 99."

    The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up
    the picture that he has just drawn and makes a
    smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

    The boss scratches his head and says,"How on earth
    do you get that to represent 99?"

    "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and
    dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

    The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually
    have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "all right, last
    question. Same rules again, but represent the
    number 100."

    The Cajun stares into space some more, then he
    picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at
    the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One
    hundred."

    The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if
    you think that represents a hundred!"

    The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at
    the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came
    along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty
    tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
    and a turd, which makes one hundred.....
    So, when I start???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casey's Angel27
    that link takes me back to this page :dizzy:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
    that link takes me back to this page :dizzy:
    :spit: Me too..... :!: thats probably the joke Chris..its on us :spit: Clever lil Angel :spit:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
    that link takes me back to this page :dizzy:
    try this...
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    Great find CA

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    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
    "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

    So he tied her up and went golfing.

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    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
    She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags.I won the lottery!"
    The husband said, "Oh my God!
    What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

    "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." :hi:

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    Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

    "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

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    :radio:
    2 poets arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter's had a hard day. Ok we've already had our fill of poets today, one of you will have to go back to earth and start again .. since your both poets we'll have a competition .. whoever can give me the best quatrain ending in 'timbuctoo' will win.

    The first poet steps up and recites
    "I sailed upon the ocean grey
    the silence of the deep do lay
    A sailing ship came into view
    it's destination Timbuctoo"

    the second poet thinks for a while and starts
    "tim and I a hunting went
    spied 3 virgins in a tent
    they were many we were few
    I bucked one and tim bucked two"

    who would you have let in ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by miasg
    :radio:
    2 poets arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter's had a hard day. Ok we've already had our fill of poets today, one of you will have to go back to earth and start again .. since your both poets we'll have a competition .. whoever can give me the best quatrain ending in 'timbuctoo' will win.

    The first poet steps up and recites
    "I sailed upon the ocean grey
    the silence of the deep do lay
    A sailing ship came into view
    it's destination Timbuctoo"

    the second poet thinks for a while and starts
    "tim and I a hunting went
    spied 3 virgins in a tent
    they were many we were few
    I bucked one and tim bucked two"

    who would you have let in ??
    Second one For sure...He a scream

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