:rotflmao: thats mean Jenny :rotflmao:Originally Posted by jenny
:rotflmao: thats mean Jenny :rotflmao:Originally Posted by jenny
I LOVE MICHEL
:curse: Come here and say that... :curse:Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
Cheeky lil ***t Chris :roll:
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
:rotflmao: Was that another joke? :rotflmao:Originally Posted by jenny
I LOVE MICHEL
Big Shuggie is on holiday and is stuck at the airport, and proceeds to get very drunk.
After about his tenth big swig at his bottle a little Japanese man accidentally bumps into him, causing the bottle to smash to the floor.
Big Shuggie is furious, he grabs the wee fellah demanding recompense and drags him out of the building.
Next thing he returns with bruises all over his face.
Behind him is the Japanese man who is smiling.
"It is just a small Japanese thing," he explained to the crowd of waiting passengers, who were astonished, "We call it aikido."
But despite having been overwhelmed and tossed to the pavement, Big Shuggie's ire builds up and once more he challenges the Japanese man to 'go ootside'
They do and within a couple of minutes Shuggie is limping back into the building, with the smiling Japanese man behind him
"It is just a small Japanese thing," he explains once more to the impressed crowd, "We call it karate."
As the effects of his mauling at the hands of the wee man wears off, Big Shuggie once more bellows at the Japanese guy that he wants to take him outside and 'batter him wan'
Sighing and shrugging his shoulders, the Japanese man accompanies Shuggie outside.
A couple of minutes later the hushed crowd hear a thud, and Shuggie comes striding back into the airport building, beaming like a champion,
"It wiz just a small Japanese thing," he explains to them, "The bumper aff a Toyota!" :dizzy:
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
Last edited by Casey's Angel27; 06-02-07 at 04:28 PM.
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire
him until he passes a little maths test.
"Here's your first question, the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Cajun says, "Dat is easy,"
and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make
nine," says the Cajun.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the
number is 99."
The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up
the picture that he has just drawn and makes a
smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says,"How on earth
do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and
dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually
have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "all right, last
question. Same rules again, but represent the
number 100."
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he
picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at
the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One
hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if
you think that represents a hundred!"
The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at
the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came
along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty
tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, which makes one hundred.....
So, when I start???
that link takes me back to this page :dizzy:Originally Posted by Casey's Angel27
I LOVE MICHEL
:spit: Me too..... :!: thats probably the joke Chris..its on us :spit: Clever lil Angel :spit:Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
try this...Originally Posted by BrisbaneBroncosRule
Great find CA
I LOVE MICHEL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags.I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God!
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." :hi:
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"
:radio:
2 poets arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter's had a hard day. Ok we've already had our fill of poets today, one of you will have to go back to earth and start again .. since your both poets we'll have a competition .. whoever can give me the best quatrain ending in 'timbuctoo' will win.
The first poet steps up and recites
"I sailed upon the ocean grey
the silence of the deep do lay
A sailing ship came into view
it's destination Timbuctoo"
the second poet thinks for a while and starts
"tim and I a hunting went
spied 3 virgins in a tent
they were many we were few
I bucked one and tim bucked two"
who would you have let in ??
Second one For sure...He a screamOriginally Posted by miasg
I LOVE "BULL" BAILEY
"WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MAN, WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN"