Corrupt a wish

[Titanium_BD1103]

Peter Helliar gets his own show.. but Rove gets GMA instead...

I wish I could watch Brainiac now.. yay only another 6 more minutes..

[Steelers]

Brainiac starts, but then all the power in your house goes out.

I wish MythBusters was on after Brainiac

[Titanium_BD1103]

Mythbusters is on... but then you lose the TV remote and can't change the channel

I wish I had a can of Pepsi Samba on the table...

[Inferno]

You have the can, but it explodes leaving one hell of a mess to clean up.

I wish I could finish this damn speech so I can go to bed.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You finish the speech but there are so many errors it makes it impossible to read when you say it

I wish David Hasselhoff was on Rove soon...

[Steelers]

David Hasselhoff is on Rove :eek:

I wish I had some Hoff-mail

[Titanium_BD1103]

You have Hoff Mail.. and it is really good.. but ur email shuts down as you get too much..

I wish I had tickets to the Hoff Tour of Australia NOW..

[Super Cronk]

You have Hoff Mail.. and it is really good.. but ur email shuts down as you get too much..

I wish I had tickets to the Hoff Tour of Australia NOW..

you get tickets to the hoff tour but later find out hoff has been kidnapped by his biggest fan ......stellers. the tour is called off and you cant get a refund of the ticket.

i wish that australia will kill the NZ'ers this week.

[Inferno]

Done but they are all charged with murder leaving both teams having to forgeit giving England its first Tri-nations success.

I wish I would stop getting electric shocks from my damn car.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You stop getting the electric shocks.. but it means going to the repairer who charges $4000 for you to fix it..

I wish Coupling US was on tonight... darn Channel 10 and their change of schedule..

[Inferno]

hahaha I love that show.

But back to business, It comes on tonight but your T.V blows up and so does your dishwasher forcing you do your washing by hand. The TV miraculious starts working but you miss coupling because your washing dishes :P

I wish I got a pay rise at work

[Titans#1]

You get your pay rise but because the Boss has to pay you so much now the bussiness goes bankrupt and you are out of a job, and whe you go looking for a new job no-one willl hire you because your old boss has been going around telling everyone your the reason why the bissiness went bankrupt. (phew)


I wish I'd remembered to buy more coffee yesterday because I don't have any now to have my morning cuppa.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You remember to buy some coffee but also buy all the impulse items at the Supermarket next to the Coffee.. so you end up spending $200 more than usual...

I wish I didn't have to go to this class in another 10 mins...

[Super Cronk]

How bout we revive this thread for those that werent around when we first posted it.

I wish i was in the circus.

[Steelers]

You were in the circus, but everyone then leaves the circus


I wish I wasn't as lanky as I am now