Corrupt a wish

[Titanium_BD1103]

Geez that is one way to corrupt a wish...

You get a football, kick it.. it breaks the neighbours window, causing the dogs to bark and one of them to chase the cat around the house and destroying the stuff in the house...the cat to run out onto the street, a person hits the cat, it survives, but the dogs chase it... they all knock ovre the rubbish bins on the street and cause an accident.. the police arrive... and you are charged with...

- Breaking and Entering.. yeah they think you broke into the house
- Causing an Accident
- Being a Public Nusience....

NOW that however is corrupting a wish...

Ok I wish I could have my phone back... it is in the shop at the moment...

[Moejoe]

You get your phone back and when you recieve your next phone bill you have alot of unexplained 1900 and 0055 calls on it. The shop refuses to pay your astronomical bill and small claims court rule in the shops favor, Leaving you with a huge phone bill wich in order to pay you have to sell your house and force your friends and family into slave labour.

I wish the stitches in my back didnt hurt so much.

[Coaster]

I wish the stitches in my back didnt hurt so much.

They stop hurting and you dont know why, after 3 weeks you go back to the doctor, only to learn that a rare australian bug has flown into the wound and created a nest, by law they are not allowed to remove it becuase its so rare.
You have to go through life as a hunchback with a nest of bugs the size of a football growing out of your back.

I wish the Titans were playing in 2006

[Titanium_BD1103]

The Titans play in 2006.. but they can only field half a side.. the side gets injured and leaves in 2007.... and the Titans end up with no one to play in 2007 as their players are injured or have left...

I wish it wasn't so boring at the moment..

[Steelers]

The Titans play in 2006.. but they can only field half a side.. the side gets injured and leaves in 2007.... and the Titans end up with no one to play in 2007 as their players are injured or have left...

I wish it wasn't so boring at the moment..

The forum suddenly comes alive with activity, but everyone is talking Latin!

I wish that our Forum Team would start playing sum matches!

[Super Cronk]

The forum suddenly comes alive with activity, but everyone is talking Latin!

I wish that our Forum Team would start playing sum matches!

someone hacks stubbsie's computer and deletes all the teams and the simulation program leaving us with no comp(that would suck..so keep your computer clean stubbs!)

i wish that i could attned tonights game

[Titanium_BD1103]

You can attend tonights game.. but only the scalper has tickets and then you must pay $2000 for them each...

I wish I could get my tax return done...

[Dakink]

You get your tax retuen done - Get a massive refund only to walk out of the office and drive straight into a $250k BMW and have to pay for all the repairs cause you are uninsured.

I wish Bennett would get the sack form the Aus job.

[Titanium_BD1103]

Bennett gets sacked from the Australian Coaching Job.. only to be replaced by Phil Gould with a monkey as his assistant...

I wish I could get out of going to my next uni class...

[Dakink]

The said monkey goes on a rampage and burns down the uni,

Only to have a team of Army reservists come flying in a build you a new one in 2 hours.


I wish I could have slept in today.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You sleep in, your car breaks down in the pouring rain so you have to catch a bus... the bus ruins ur work clothes because it is wet and sprays mud.. they dry and look ok... but you get to work 1 hour late as the train is late..

And ur boss fires you after seeing you in such a dishevlled state and running late

I wish I didn't have to go out tonight..

[Dakink]

The funcdtion is cancelled at the last minute so you decide to have a bubble bath - unfortunately you dont hear you phone ring as you have the music up to loud and miss out on the chance to win $1mill a year for life from the local radio station in their massive birthday promotions..

And you drown....


I wish I hadnt said that last comment...

[Troy]

You didn't say the last comment but bulldog_titan311 realises he is psychic and finds out you were thinking it anyway.

I wish the uni semester was over yesterday.

[Coaster]

It is, now you have to find a job!!

I wish i wasnt so tired today

[Steelers]

You take some certain tablets but they have VERY bad side-effects

I wish that Peter Helliar had his own show and Rove wouldn't