Wish granted but 5 minutes into the show you are watching, You are hit by a blackout that lasts all night.
I wish i could think of a new wish.
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Thread: Corrupt a wish
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Immortal
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REMEMBER!!!! SLIP - SLOP - SLAP in the sun. Skin Cancer is a growing problem. It could happen to anyone!!
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Titans Star Player
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You do think of a new wish, except it's only you wishing that you had a new wish and thus not much of a wish at all.
I wish I had finished writing this damned essay i'm slowly working through...
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Titan CEO
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(if using computer)- your computer blows up causing you too lose the essay.
Originally Posted by Steve Dangerous
(if writing it)- the paper blows up causing you to lose the essay.LOL
i wish that i had a big meat lovers pizza.
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Titan CEO
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You get ur pizza, it has meat but the meat is from the deli I saw on ACA tonight that has so much bacteria u get gastro and end up in hospital... (hey you can join my club)
Ok I wish I could find some positive to today...it has been really lousy...
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Titan CEO
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You never find any positive and live your life constently mouning and groaning about the lousy days. Originally Posted by Bulldog_Titan311
You get ur pizza, it has meat but the meat is from the deli I saw on ACA tonight that has so much bacteria u get gastro and end up in hospital... (hey you can join my club)
Ok I wish I could find some positive to today...it has been really lousy...
i wish in had a plasma TV screen in my bedroom
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Titan CEO
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You get a plasma TV through a contest... and it arrives.. only for you to find out that ur neighbour has stolen it and won't give it back... (LOL at that Samsung Ad)
I wish I wasn't so tired and drained right now....
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Titan CEO
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You have ten coffee's feel wide awake and full of energy, but spend the rest of the night weeing so get jack all done.
I wish I had my nail clippers here.
Welcome to Where Time Stands Still.....
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Titan First Grade Regular
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You Find some nail clippers in the draw, but end up clipping the tip of every finger and can't type anymore, but you try anyway and end up shorting out the computer with all the blood. (hehehehehehe)
I wish I had a Dog.
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Coach
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Wish granted- but its a Pittbull, and it has just biten the kid nextdoor leg, you hear him screaming to his father who is a lawyer.
I wish i could breath underwater
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Junior Titan
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you can breath underwater but you then get eaten by shark!!
i wish i had a block of chocolate right now
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Titan CEO
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Originally Posted by Katus
you get a block of chocolate but it has bird flu...
i wish that house and 20 to 1 was on at different times tomorrow night
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Titan CEO
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They are on at different times.. but then you find something else that clashes and therefore should really use the VCR to tape the one and watch the other.. but then the VCR dies...
I wish I could be on holidays now...
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Junior Titan
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Uni-cycle
A man on a Uni-Cycle offers to help.
I wish I could type faster.......
" Bourbon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy ".
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Titan CEO
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Not sure what that meant Titans #001... im guessing it means I will have less time to holiday..
You can type faster, but ur spelling is shot.. so no one understands what you are saying anyway..
I wish I could get a new mouse... this one is dodgy...
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Coach
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You do but your cat eats it, it gets stuck in its neck, and starts to choke, on the way to the vet your car collides with unmarked police car, during the investigation they find dope seeds.
Your charged with
Possesion
Reckless driving
Crulety to animals
the only way to save yourself is with a written explanation, but you cant do it becuase you dont have a mouse :eek:
I wish i had a football
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