New South Welshmen
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Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc. But Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Edward, "He plays football for NSW State of Origin side, but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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Q. What's the difference between NSW and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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You Put A Large Condom On A Big Co Ck, You Put A Medium Condom On A Medium Co Ck...what Do You Put On A Soft Co Ck?
A Maroons Jersey!!!!!!!
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hahahaha now we all know u changes that one from NSW Jersey to QLD
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Q. How many NSW fans does it take to change a light bulb.
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and a Manager to say that if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer QLD fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and ****s are interchangeable."
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Q. What do you have when 100 QLD fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a QLD fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the QLD fan - twice.
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Woman:
"Doctor, Doctor, my vagina keeps shouting, "Go QLD!" over and over again and it won't stop.
Doctor:
"Yes, there has been a lot of ****s saying that lately"
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What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead QLD fan on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog...
Last edited by GCT_89; 20-05-08 at 12:34 PM. Reason: just had to add more
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hahaha i knew you would use that one
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