I posted this in the joke section, but it is not really a joke.
The Labor party today announced it is going to change the Australian Emblem from a Kangaroo and Emu to a Condom as it better reflects there political stance.
A Condom allows for inflation, Halts production, Destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while your actually being f**ked.