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I thought you were security - your not!

SECURITY SECURITY HELP!!!!

LOL Garbage - it must be the cover charge!!!

HELLO, hello, ello!!!

Is there anybody out there?

Smile if you can here me

is any body home?

*walks past QLD'er as if nothing has happened*

Nothing to see here - move along!

Ahh the smell of an empty bar, here is a fine stool for me to sit naked on!

Ill be back later tonight! Free whatever for whoever!

Well Breakfast time is on us, we have broken into the Maccas next door with Titans#1's keys seeming she isnt here at the moment so its free hash browns and McMuffins for all!

Give you a **** sucking cowboy if you want!

Cmon folks - whilst Titans#1 aint here lets party!

All bottles are open - lets drink the joint dry and make her re-stock again!

Name your poison good sir!

Well Cronk just you and me!!

Want a freebie SSHH!!

I wont tell the boss if you dont - look at all the open bottles we have here - not to mention the beer nuts. No where is that damn juke box...

Dunno ;-) but she aint here and I am *folds arms trying to look mean and intimidating*

So there !

One take away coming up - sorry but the delay - had to freeze the ice first!

That'll be a fiver thanks

Drink?

Just need a real life cut out of Chris, he stands about 7 foot 3000!!!

Anyone here still - Barkeep will be on duty in a minute!

Ah well time to shut the bar down - night all!!!!

Ill dance if invoiced hourly!!

And the dancing girls?

Ill have mine medium rare thanks cook! Hold the gravy though...

I'll have an icy cold Stella thanks.

MMM Dancing girls - perhaps we can hire some?

I dont come here to spend my hard earned and here whinging - fix the keg bar keep or I'll take my cash else where! Oh and a good spanking too! We want cold beer!

8-8.30 ....

If feeling a bit asian...

*Walks in half way through*

Wow that was beautiful - just came in to say goodnight and per-order dinner for tomorrow night!!

Will you put on a show for us tomorrow?

Might be able to charge for the priveledge!

Might be time to ramp up the lemonade!