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Originally Posted by jenny
Here's a funny joke...NSW will win Origin :laugh: :p
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LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by jenny
Here's a funny joke...NSW will win Origin :laugh: :p
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Originally Posted by ~Michel~
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Originally Posted by jenny
LOL Jenn..You look like someone who has mixed emotions..or is that just a nervous laugh? :rotflmao:
All of the above :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Michel~
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Originally Posted by jenny
I might use that one day!
Ivan Milat is walking through the forest with a backpacker. The backpacker says to him "It's dark and scary in here".
"Your scared" Milat replies, "I'm the one who's gotta walk back by myself...."
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Originally Posted by Ryan
Applle Computer reported today that it has developed
computer chips that can store and play music inside
women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.
An Aussie Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
By the time comes
I will be drunk, At home as if in tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager
Forever and ever.....Barmen.
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Originally Posted by jenny
What sort of music would you play :naughty:
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Originally Posted by Ryan
:clap: Good one,Quote:
Originally Posted by jenny
would you turn the bass up?
I did??? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan
An Aussie couple go to a sex therapist's office. The man ask's "Could you please watch us have sex?" The therapist looks puzzled but agrees. When the couple are finished, the therapist says, "Theres nothing wrong with the way you have sex", charges them $50 and they leave. This happens several weeks in a row. One day the therapist asks, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?". The man replies, "Nothing, We're both married but not to each other, so we can't go to her house or my house. It's too expensive to get a room each week, so we do it here for $50 and get $30 back from Medicare."
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Originally Posted by Ryan