Corrupt a wish

[Super Cronk]

Just a game thingy to do...here's how to play, you corrupt the person-above-you's wish and make your own wish.
(Ex.
Person 1 - I wish for a chinease buffet.

Person 2 - You get one, you eat and eat until you explode!!!!
Person 2 - I wish i had a puppy

Person 3 - You get a puppy but it gets hit by a car the next day
Person 3 - I wish I had a present)

understand?

i wish i had a cheese and ham sandwhich.

[Titans#1]

You get it but the bread is mouldy, the ham is green and the cheese is parmesan.


I wish I had a Million Dollars

[Steelers]

You HAD a Million Dollars, but it was stolen by the Leprechauns

I wish I had an Arabian Totem Pole

[Super Cronk]

the totem pole has termites and they eat your totem pole from arabia.

i wish it was hotter so i could go for a swim.

[Dakink]

Where's the wish????

Anyways I wish for Pamela Anderson...

[Titans#1]

Where's the wish????

Anyways I wish for Pamela Anderson...


She comes to the house but your wife answers the door and tells her your dead (which you will be when she's through with you)


I wish I could Fly

[Steelers]

Where's the wish????

Anyways I wish for Pamela Anderson...

Pamela Anderson contracts Bird Flu

I wish for 5 Siamese fighting toads

[Moejoe]

You get your 5 siamese fighting toads, But the all gang up on you.

I wish the titans were in the 2006 competition

[Steelers]

You get your 5 siamese fighting toads, But the all gang up on you.

I wish the titans were in the 2006 competition

The titans enter the 2006 competition with their 7 currently signed players. They get people from the crowd to fill in the rest. They lose miserably every game.

I wish KFC was cheaper

[Inferno]

KFC is suddenly half price but you don't have any money.

I wish someone else could do all my uni work for me.

[Titans#1]

I do your uni work, but you get booted out of uni because I have no idea what I'm doing and it make you look really stoopid


I wish my daughter would stop eating all day.

[Moejoe]

Your daughter stops eating all day and has now taken up drinking. (sorry if little one is a minor)

I wish a had something better to do than corrupt people's wishes.

[Titans#1]

Your daughter stops eating all day and has now taken up drinking. (sorry if little one is a minor)

I wish a had something better to do than corrupt people's wishes.

(My daughter is 5! lol)


You start playing with model railway's but the train goes off the rails and hits your leg so hard that it breaks and now all you can do is dit infront of the computer and be on the Titan's forums and corrupt peoples wishes. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Titans#1]

OH, my wish.


I wish My hair wanst red.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You Dye ur hair blonde and it instead turns bright orange

I wish I had a can of Coca Cola right now

[Steelers]

You Dye ur hair blonde and it instead turns bright orange

I wish I had a can of Coca Cola right now

Your can of Coca Cola has been shaken up and when you open it, it explodes all over you.

I wish the Dragons would win the comp in 2006

[Titanium_BD1103]

The Dragons win the comp in 2006, only to have it stripped away at the presenation afterwards after being 1 million dollars over the salary cap

I wish I could find my friends pendant, she lost it last night and now it is gone

[Dakink]

The Dragons win the comp in 2006, only to have it stripped away at the presenation afterwards after being 1 million dollars over the salary cap

I wish I could find my friends pendant, she lost it last night and now it is gone


ROFL

you find the pendant but it was flattened by a train.

I wish to be prettier

[Moejoe]

You become prettier, But so does everyone else making you the same as you have always been.

I wish for someone to corrupt my next wish.

[Steelers]

You become prettier, But so does everyone else making you the same as you have always been.

I wish for someone to corrupt my next wish.

Steelers felt about corrupting your wish, but declined.

I wish that wigs were funnier looking

[Dakink]

Wigs became funny looking but they found a cure for baldness..

I wish I was 16 again

[Inferno]

Done and along with that is High school, Puberty and Parents :S

I wish the Sharks would win the premiership next year. Pretty hard to corrupt that:D

[Dakink]

Sharks win the premiership - Pity it they are April premiers...


I wish covell learnt how to play football.

[Inferno]

He does, but then gets injured causing the Covell Briagde to end it all.

I wish Simmons doesn't embarrass us (sharks) too much next year at fullback trying to fill in Peachey's shoes.

[Titanium_BD1103]

Simmons plays his first game, breaks his leg and knee cap, is out for the season, the sharks have to play their lock at number 1 and he drops the ball all the time, the sharks spend the first half of the season in last place and get the wooden spoon after 1/2 the team is injured and there is no decent replacements... :D

Now that is corrupting a wish... ;)

As for me, I wish I could get my uni statistics sorted out for my assignment... :)

[Inferno]

They are all sorted out...But your 2 days too late.

I wish it stopped raining every time I washed my car

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wash your car.. and then straight afterwards... the longest rain spell in 5 years comes and it makes it all muddy again...

I wish the Titans Social Bar was serving drinks.. I might go and bring it back for business... ;)

[Moejoe]

The titan bar is now serving Ice water.

I wish the next person is kind to me.

[Super Cronk]

The titan bar is now serving Ice water.

I wish the next person is kind to me.

the person next kicks your knee causing you to fall over and bump your head.

i wish someone would shut the crickets up outside my bedroom window!!!

[Titanium_BD1103]

The crickets grow and are joined by howling dogs chasing cats around the neighbourhood..

I wish I could go watch TV now....

[Moejoe]

Wish granted but 5 minutes into the show you are watching, You are hit by a blackout that lasts all night.

I wish i could think of a new wish.

[Steve Dangerous]

You do think of a new wish, except it's only you wishing that you had a new wish and thus not much of a wish at all.


I wish I had finished writing this damned essay i'm slowly working through...

[Super Cronk]

You do think of a new wish, except it's only you wishing that you had a new wish and thus not much of a wish at all.


I wish I had finished writing this damned essay i'm slowly working through...

(if using computer)- your computer blows up causing you too lose the essay.

(if writing it)- the paper blows up causing you to lose the essay.LOL

i wish that i had a big meat lovers pizza.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You get ur pizza, it has meat but the meat is from the deli I saw on ACA tonight that has so much bacteria u get gastro and end up in hospital... (hey you can join my club)

Ok I wish I could find some positive to today...it has been really lousy... :(

[Super Cronk]

You get ur pizza, it has meat but the meat is from the deli I saw on ACA tonight that has so much bacteria u get gastro and end up in hospital... (hey you can join my club)

Ok I wish I could find some positive to today...it has been really lousy... :(

You never find any positive and live your life constently mouning and groaning about the lousy days.

i wish in had a plasma TV screen in my bedroom

[Titanium_BD1103]

You get a plasma TV through a contest... and it arrives.. only for you to find out that ur neighbour has stolen it and won't give it back... (LOL at that Samsung Ad)

I wish I wasn't so tired and drained right now....

[Dakink]

You have ten coffee's feel wide awake and full of energy, but spend the rest of the night weeing so get jack all done.

I wish I had my nail clippers here.

[Titans#1]

You Find some nail clippers in the draw, but end up clipping the tip of every finger and can't type anymore, but you try anyway and end up shorting out the computer with all the blood. (hehehehehehe)


I wish I had a Dog.

[Coaster]

Wish granted- but its a Pittbull, and it has just biten the kid nextdoor leg, you hear him screaming to his father who is a lawyer.

I wish i could breath underwater

[..::Coops::..]

you can breath underwater but you then get eaten by shark!!

i wish i had a block of chocolate right now

[Super Cronk]

you can breath underwater but you then get eaten by shark!!

i wish i had a block of chocolate right now


you get a block of chocolate but it has bird flu...

i wish that house and 20 to 1 was on at different times tomorrow night :(

[Titanium_BD1103]

They are on at different times.. but then you find something else that clashes and therefore should really use the VCR to tape the one and watch the other.. but then the VCR dies... ;)

I wish I could be on holidays now... :)

[In-Cyde #1]

A man on a Uni-Cycle offers to help.

I wish I could type faster....... :(

[Titanium_BD1103]

Not sure what that meant Titans #001... im guessing it means I will have less time to holiday.. ;)

You can type faster, but ur spelling is shot.. so no one understands what you are saying anyway.. :D:D

I wish I could get a new mouse... this one is dodgy... :D

[Coaster]

You do but your cat eats it, it gets stuck in its neck, and starts to choke, on the way to the vet your car collides with unmarked police car, during the investigation they find dope seeds.

Your charged with
Possesion
Reckless driving
Crulety to animals

the only way to save yourself is with a written explanation, but you cant do it becuase you dont have a mouse :eek:

I wish i had a football

[Titanium_BD1103]

Geez that is one way to corrupt a wish...

You get a football, kick it.. it breaks the neighbours window, causing the dogs to bark and one of them to chase the cat around the house and destroying the stuff in the house...the cat to run out onto the street, a person hits the cat, it survives, but the dogs chase it... they all knock ovre the rubbish bins on the street and cause an accident.. the police arrive... and you are charged with...

- Breaking and Entering.. yeah they think you broke into the house
- Causing an Accident
- Being a Public Nusience....

NOW that however is corrupting a wish... ;)

Ok I wish I could have my phone back... it is in the shop at the moment... :(

[Moejoe]

You get your phone back and when you recieve your next phone bill you have alot of unexplained 1900 and 0055 calls on it. The shop refuses to pay your astronomical bill and small claims court rule in the shops favor, Leaving you with a huge phone bill wich in order to pay you have to sell your house and force your friends and family into slave labour.

I wish the stitches in my back didnt hurt so much.

[Coaster]

I wish the stitches in my back didnt hurt so much.

They stop hurting and you dont know why, after 3 weeks you go back to the doctor, only to learn that a rare australian bug has flown into the wound and created a nest, by law they are not allowed to remove it becuase its so rare.
You have to go through life as a hunchback with a nest of bugs the size of a football growing out of your back.

I wish the Titans were playing in 2006

[Titanium_BD1103]

The Titans play in 2006.. but they can only field half a side.. the side gets injured and leaves in 2007.... and the Titans end up with no one to play in 2007 as their players are injured or have left...

I wish it wasn't so boring at the moment.. ;)

[Steelers]

The Titans play in 2006.. but they can only field half a side.. the side gets injured and leaves in 2007.... and the Titans end up with no one to play in 2007 as their players are injured or have left...

I wish it wasn't so boring at the moment.. ;)

The forum suddenly comes alive with activity, but everyone is talking Latin!

I wish that our Forum Team would start playing sum matches!

[Super Cronk]

The forum suddenly comes alive with activity, but everyone is talking Latin!

I wish that our Forum Team would start playing sum matches!

someone hacks stubbsie's computer and deletes all the teams and the simulation program leaving us with no comp(that would suck..so keep your computer clean stubbs!)

i wish that i could attned tonights game :(

[Titanium_BD1103]

You can attend tonights game.. but only the scalper has tickets and then you must pay $2000 for them each...

I wish I could get my tax return done... ;)

[Dakink]

You get your tax retuen done - Get a massive refund only to walk out of the office and drive straight into a $250k BMW and have to pay for all the repairs cause you are uninsured.

I wish Bennett would get the sack form the Aus job.

[Titanium_BD1103]

Bennett gets sacked from the Australian Coaching Job.. only to be replaced by Phil Gould with a monkey as his assistant... :(

I wish I could get out of going to my next uni class... ;)

[Dakink]

The said monkey goes on a rampage and burns down the uni,

Only to have a team of Army reservists come flying in a build you a new one in 2 hours.


I wish I could have slept in today.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You sleep in, your car breaks down in the pouring rain so you have to catch a bus... the bus ruins ur work clothes because it is wet and sprays mud.. they dry and look ok... but you get to work 1 hour late as the train is late..

And ur boss fires you after seeing you in such a dishevlled state and running late

I wish I didn't have to go out tonight..

[Dakink]

The funcdtion is cancelled at the last minute so you decide to have a bubble bath - unfortunately you dont hear you phone ring as you have the music up to loud and miss out on the chance to win $1mill a year for life from the local radio station in their massive birthday promotions..

And you drown....


I wish I hadnt said that last comment...

[Troy]

You didn't say the last comment but bulldog_titan311 realises he is psychic and finds out you were thinking it anyway.

I wish the uni semester was over yesterday.

[Coaster]

It is, now you have to find a job!!

I wish i wasnt so tired today

[Steelers]

You take some certain tablets ;) but they have VERY bad side-effects

I wish that Peter Helliar had his own show and Rove wouldn't

[Titanium_BD1103]

Peter Helliar gets his own show.. but Rove gets GMA instead...

I wish I could watch Brainiac now.. yay only another 6 more minutes.. ;)

[Steelers]

Brainiac starts, but then all the power in your house goes out.

I wish MythBusters was on after Brainiac

[Titanium_BD1103]

Mythbusters is on... but then you lose the TV remote and can't change the channel

I wish I had a can of Pepsi Samba on the table...

[Inferno]

You have the can, but it explodes leaving one hell of a mess to clean up.

I wish I could finish this damn speech so I can go to bed.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You finish the speech but there are so many errors it makes it impossible to read when you say it

I wish David Hasselhoff was on Rove soon...

[Steelers]

David Hasselhoff is on Rove :eek:

I wish I had some Hoff-mail :p

[Titanium_BD1103]

You have Hoff Mail.. and it is really good.. but ur email shuts down as you get too much.. :D

I wish I had tickets to the Hoff Tour of Australia NOW.. :D

[Super Cronk]

You have Hoff Mail.. and it is really good.. but ur email shuts down as you get too much.. :D

I wish I had tickets to the Hoff Tour of Australia NOW.. :D

you get tickets to the hoff tour but later find out hoff has been kidnapped by his biggest fan ......stellers. the tour is called off and you cant get a refund of the ticket.

i wish that australia will kill the NZ'ers this week.

[Inferno]

Done but they are all charged with murder leaving both teams having to forgeit giving England its first Tri-nations success.

I wish I would stop getting electric shocks from my damn car.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You stop getting the electric shocks.. but it means going to the repairer who charges $4000 for you to fix it..

I wish Coupling US was on tonight... darn Channel 10 and their change of schedule.. :(

[Inferno]

hahaha I love that show.

But back to business, It comes on tonight but your T.V blows up and so does your dishwasher forcing you do your washing by hand. The TV miraculious starts working but you miss coupling because your washing dishes :P

I wish I got a pay rise at work

[Titans#1]

You get your pay rise but because the Boss has to pay you so much now the bussiness goes bankrupt and you are out of a job, and whe you go looking for a new job no-one willl hire you because your old boss has been going around telling everyone your the reason why the bissiness went bankrupt. (phew)


I wish I'd remembered to buy more coffee yesterday because I don't have any now to have my morning cuppa.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You remember to buy some coffee but also buy all the impulse items at the Supermarket next to the Coffee.. so you end up spending $200 more than usual...

I wish I didn't have to go to this class in another 10 mins...

[Super Cronk]

How bout we revive this thread for those that werent around when we first posted it.

I wish i was in the circus.

[Steelers]

You were in the circus, but everyone then leaves the circus


I wish I wasn't as lanky as I am now

[Super Cronk]

You get so short that you get mistaken for an ant and stepped on.

I wish i was superman.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You get superpowers, like X-ray vision but can't control them, so you see the insides of things you would rather not see...

I wish I had some pizza right now

[DeeGan]

I wish Angelina Jolie....wait...

I wish it was November, PS3 would be out, the Titans squad finalised and I would be still gloating over the Aussies Tri-Nations win (not to mention the SOO Series win to QLD) :D

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish all that and then find out that PS3 is $4000, Australia doesn't win the tri nations and Queensland lose 3-0 and are booed by the crowd in Melbourne.

I still wish I had my pizza

[DeeGan]

You wish all that and then find out that PS3 is $4000, Australia doesn't win the tri nations and Queensland lose 3-0 and are booed by the crowd in Melbourne.

I still wish I had my pizza

Ahh, I get this thread now :laugh: Damn you BDT_311! :laugh:

The pizza you get is the all new Survivor pizza seen on next seasons SURVIVOR: PANAMA ISLANDS AGAIN topped with; beetle juice, oysters, fish eyes, sea weed, sand and sweat from the winners bandana.

[SuperCliffy#01]

Ahh, I get this thread now :laugh: Damn you BDT_311! :laugh:

The pizza you get is the all new Survivor pizza seen on next seasons SURVIVOR: PANAMA ISLANDS AGAIN topped with; beetle juice, oysters, fish eyes, sea weed, sand and sweat from the winners bandana.

But one of the contestants throws up on the pizza, and you have been voted to be the first person to eat the pizza!.

I want a pony.cya

[Eel 33]

When the Pony caught its first glimpse of its new owner, it ran away.

I wish i had more money.

[SuperCliffy#01]

When the Pony caught its first glimpse of its new owner, it ran away.

I wish i had more money.

But i came into your life and screwd you out of your money.cya :satan:

I am king of the world.

[jenny]

Then you turn into Anthony Mundine, and Danny boy really Crowns you :')


Why cant i win lotto? :curse:

[Titanium_BD1103]

Because if you did... you'd have camera crews and TV wannabes at your door 24/7.. and you wouldn't want that now would you... :laugh: :laugh:

I wish I could get decent food at Uni

[Queenslander]

How about making your own you lazy twit :p :thumbsup:

Why cant animals talk english?

[jenny]

Meals on Wheels :chinese: :thumbsup:

Why cant i get Teegys' mystery footballer :hmm:

[jenny]

Jupiters Casino at midnight...there are a few there that attempt to :beer:


What does my future hold ????? Be nice :hi:

[Eel 33]

Happiness i spose... :thumbsup:

Why can't we bury Eddie McGuire under a rock so we never have to hear from him again???

[SuperCliffy#01]

Because eddie mcguire has a god complex and with shift the rock, and also it would upset the Fwubbles.cya.

Manly is going to win the Grand Final.cya.

[Titanium_BD1103]

Manly wins the grand final... then loses it after being caught to have used 13 replacements every game... :laugh: :laugh:

I wish that I could get over this cold...

[broncos_cow_girl]

I wish that I could get over this cold...

Then you wouldn't have an excuse to decline invitations to boring stuff you don't want to go to or do (eg. work!)

I wish I had my assignments for uni finished

[Titanium_BD1103]

Then you would be bored.. or tired when trying to celebrate..

I wish I could find a site that has the picture I want...

[broncos_cow_girl]

If you found the picture it would probably be covered by copyright & you wouldn't be able to use it anyway.

I wish I lived in antarctica

[SuperCliffy#01]

If you found the picture it would probably be covered by copyright & you wouldn't be able to use it anyway.

I wish I lived in antarctica

You end up living in Antarctica but several months later and with no contact they send in a search party, and discover you have been eaten by a pack of fiendish Emperor Penguins.cya. :fence:

I wish i could look like Brad Pitt.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish you looked like Brad Pitt and then you can't go anywhere cause there is a sea of girls chasing you, even the bathroom.. :laugh:

I wish it was sunny, I am freezing... :(

[jenny]

You are freezing because you are not on The Gold Coast like me, so to make you feel better....i will be freezing like you next Thursday when i hit Sydney for 4 days :chinese: :happy:

I hope my family party while i am there :D

[broncos_cow_girl]

Your family party, get drunk and end up selling their house to their neighbour for $110.

I wish I was smart enough to not have to study

[SuperCliffy#01]

But unfortunately you do end up smart enough to not study but you are given harder stuff to study (i think i have confused myself).cya

I wish i had a girlfriend. (this is pathetic). :satan:

[Queenslander]

You end up getting a girlfriend but she costs $5 an hour :p

I wish for world peace. :)

[SuperCliffy#01]

You end up getting a girlfriend but she costs $5 an hour :p (the following is by Clifford87) Wow thats cheaper than the girl i pay now :sick:

I wish for world peace. :)

You do one piece at a time.cya. :noidea:

I wish i ruled Australia.

[Teegy]

You do but then Your are exactly like in every way John Howard

I wish Gaz and coops dont play the SOO

[Dakink]

They both make the game, play 5 minutes and are out for the rest of the season... *Please dont happen, Please dont happen*

I wish for The Goodies and Young Ones to reappear on TV!!

[Titanium_BD1103]

They do... but they appear with OC ads throughout.. making the process one of torment and denial..

I wish Parra can win some games.. (so my friends will stop complaining :laugh:)

[Eel 33]

I've just rubbed the genie bottle (see above)

I wish someone would get rid of talkback radio, it sux!!!

[Titanium_BD1103]

They do but then they replace it with talk radio... which suxs even more.. :laugh:

I wish I could have a donut now....

[Eel 33]

If you have one now you'll turn into one.

I wish the mundine v green fight was on right now.

[SuperCliffy#01]

In fact in Fwubbalia it is on right now and Green wins, you humans are on an intergalactic time delay.

I wish i had Paris Hilton.Cya. :box:

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get Paris & her dog eats all your food and belongings & you end up anorexic & homeless.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine :rotflmao:

[Titanium_BD1103]

You do and it gets torpedoed by Mr Burns and his Nuclear Germ Warfare division.. :laugh:

I wish I could find the colour I want for my face plate... :)

[SuperCliffy#01]

You find the colour you want but is only comes from chunder art supplies.

I wish i had a mercedes benz!.cya. :satan:

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get one, but then realise the car has a mind of its own (like Herbie) it takes a disliking to you and you never see the car again.

I wish I had a fluro coloured mini cooper

[SuperCliffy#01]

You end up winning the car but as you drive home one night a Fwubbalian spacecraft beams you and the car onboard, and sensing you are worthless beams you back to ground and they keep the car.cya. :p

I wish i am the worlds greatest porn star.

[jenny]

you are and your name is BUCK NAKED

Why am i so funny :guit:

[Teegy]

Your Not LOL

Why wount the broncs fans accept Dragons history?

[SuperCliffy#01]

Because Anthony Mundine has left a stain on the Bronco's and they blame St George-Illawarra for that stain (as to this day no can remove that stain even with boric acid, ah such a price for ruined carpet) so thats that.cya :emp:

Why do mermaids look so hot?.

[jenny]

I am :')

[broncos_cow_girl]

Returning to the "I wish" rules of the game

I wish I was on a plane on my way to a remote island

[SuperCliffy#01]

Your plane crashes on that remote island only to discover it is a leper colony.cya. :naughty:

I wish i could walk on the moon.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and then lack of gravity heads you towards distant unknowns...

I wish I could find my project from last year...

[broncos_cow_girl]

You find your project and discover it has been eaten by worms because it was so bad and they thought it was rubbish...

I wish I had less stuff to do and more time to do it in

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and then time stops, and you are stuck in the rut forever....

I wish that it was Saturday already....

[Eel 33]

so that the kids living in your neighbourhood could wake up at the crack of dawn and blow their whistles under your bedroom window.

I wish petrol was free

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get petrol for free but then everyone starts to use it to wash their cars and it all runs out :(

I wish I was certain of getting a good job next year when I leave uni

[Eel 33]

You will get a job when you win lotto.

I wish winter would bugger off.

[broncos_cow_girl]

Then we get heat everday, and all the ice in the sea melts & the whole of Australia goes under water and we all drown.

I wish there was no bad stuff in the world

[SuperCliffy#01]

Then KAOS agents like me would become unemployed.

I wish dental floss or toothpaste came in vodka and orange flavour.cya. :lol!:

[broncos_cow_girl]

Then kids would be walking around drunk and the world would be in utter chaos.

I wish my friend didn't beat me in the last assignment

[SuperCliffy#01]

But in the end your friend goes onto uni and has a nervous breakdown and you have a nice life.

I wish that Striparella would ring me.cya. :purdy:

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get the call, but the phone has a fault & you get electricuted.

I wish exams were over and I was on holidays in the Swiss alps

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and then there is an avalanche and you become trapped...

I wish that my car was cleaner and shiny....

[SuperCliffy#01]

You got to bed with a bright shiney and clean but as you drive to where ever a pelican poops on you clean bright shiney car and gives it a GT stripe thats a bit fishy.

I wish i had canned charm for those moments when meeting girls.cya. :box:

[broncos_cow_girl]

You have the canned charm, but then the girls like the charm so much that they run off with the can!

I wish time would slow down a bit :)

[SuperCliffy#01]

You will eventually slow down into a brick wall.

I wish Darth Vader was my Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.cya. :music:

[Kallan]

He becomes your dark arts teacher, but then tries to kill you.

I wish i was a millionare.....

[Teegy]

you are but your really ugly and hated so nobody likes you

i Wish i had a Skyline

[Kallan]

You get a skyline, but you let somone borrow it and they run you ever and steal the car.

I wish that QLD win the SOO

[Teegy]

they but Locky gets injured and unable to play ever again.

i wish it would rain more here?

[Kallan]

It rains so much that your house is flooded and everything is destroyed, and you don't have insurance!

I wish I got A's in all my upcoming exams

[Teegy]

you do but you cheated so you feel bad about it and come forward and you get kicked out of school.

i wish it was wednsday already.

[Wolfpak]

It will instantly become Wednesday for you, but then you will miss the doctor calling you on Tuesday to tell you that you only have 24 hours to live.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Kallan]

You do think of something to wish for but then you forget it.

I wish got a new broncos jersey (signed)

[Queenslander]

You do but its signed by the NSW Origin Team

I wish that it was holidays.

[broncos_cow_girl]

Holidays come but you realise that you have an allergy to holidays and break out in a rash and have to spend the entire holidays in solitary confinement :(

I wish my assignment would just magically be done for me

[MonaroMan]

Holidays come but you realise that you have an allergy to holidays and break out in a rash and have to spend the entire holidays in solitary confinement :(

I wish my assignment would just magically be done for me

It will be magically done but your teacher will give you an E for an assignment of plageurism...

I wish I could spend a day at the Maroons training camp playing football with them...

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get your big moment, but then get absolutely smashed by them and end up a little embarrassed boy with shattered dreams.

I wish Herbie was real

[SuperCliffy#01]

Herbie is real but your parents lied to you saying he is fake.

I wish i cant travel to another star system.cya. :afro:

[Teegy]

Herbie is real but your parents lied to you saying he is fake.

I wish i cant travel to another star system.cya. :afro:

you can but then you cannot get back

i wish i had enough money to watch the SOO in my own cinerma

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get your own cinema, but are so bored because you're the only one there that you rent it out to homeless people to live in and never use it anyway.

I wish it was 5pm and uni was over for today

[Social Loafer]

You get your own cinema, but are so bored because you're the only one there that you rent it out to homeless people to live in and never use it anyway.

I wish it was 5pm and uni was over for today

It is 5pm, Uni is over, but you then get informed that tomorrows lecture starts at 3:15 am.

I wish the Raiders won the premiership :laugh:

[brn2bwyld]

The raiders win the premiership bu then they go over the cap and get kicked out of the comp

I wish the NRL would have a REAL world cup

[broncos_cow_girl]

If the cup was REAL, then the players wouldn't be able to lift it, cos it'd be made out of stuff other than our plastic lightweight stuff

I wish it was my birthday

[Kallan]

It suddenly becomes your birthday, but it is your 89th! and you die from natural causes

I wish that the titans are competitive in 2007

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and the Broncos end up with the Wooden Spoon for Salary cap breaches.

I wish that I could have a warm drink now...

actually I might just go get one.. ;)

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get the warm drink but as you go to take a sip a rabbit pops out of the cup because they like warm places :)

I wish my mobile phone costed nothing each month

[Kallan]

Your phone doesn't cost anything each month, but it is stolen so you get trouble

I wish that the Rabbitohs win at least one game this year

[Titanium_BD1103]

Rabbitohs win more than one game this year.. but it is against the bye.. :laugh:

I wish that the Phonebook didn't have so many entries...

[broncos_cow_girl]

They recognise your request, so decide to remove one name and it's yours because you complained!

I wish I could read other people's thoughts

[Teegy]

But then you hear everyones thoughts about you Good and Bad

I wish my dog would stop barking

[broncos_cow_girl]

But then an intruder comes, and your dog doesn't let you know!

I wish i didn't have a meeting at 10am!

[SuperCliffy#01]

You miss the meeting and the meeting is interupted when a group of red matians storm the meeting and kidnap everyone and you are made the boss.

I wish i was a famous basketballer.cya. :clap:

[Teegy]

You are but you are know dennis Rodman

I wish i had something to wish for

[broncos_cow_girl]

You finally think up something fantastic, but then the magic genie of wishes says you've taken too long, and all you get is a bag of garbage.

I wish I could turn into a fly when i wanted to so I could spy on people, but had a magic shield to protect me from harm.

[SuperCliffy#01]

unfortunately your magic shield does not protect you from other flies and a massive big blow fly named bubba takes a liking to you.

I wish i had a velociraptor as a pet.cya. :chef:

[Kallan]

You invent a time machine and go back in time and bring one back, but one day you have forgot to feed it and it attacked you.

I wish I had Super powers

[SuperCliffy#01]

You end up to pwerful and it affects your brain to the extent you are now convinced you support the Mighty NSW Blues.

I wish it would rain 100 dollar bills.cya. :satan:

[broncos_cow_girl]

It does, but they all get stuck to you, and end up suffocating you.

I wish the days were longer.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and you end up living on Pluto.. where one day is like 7 earth days...mighty boring then.. :laugh:

I wish tonight would come already..

[SuperCliffy#01]

You wish that and you end up living on Pluto.. where one day is like 7 earth days...mighty boring then.. :laugh:

I wish tonight would come already..

It does but you fell asleep in the arvo and missed it all.

I wish the Fwubbalians would kidnap John Howard.cya. :clap:

[Titanium_BD1103]

They do and enforce Kim Beasley on us all.. :(

I wish that I could see the future....

[SuperCliffy#01]

They do and enforce Kim Beasley on us all.. :(

I wish that I could see the future....

Unfortunately whilst looking into the future you walk into a wall and suffer amnesia.

I wish baked beans didn't make you fart.cya. :lol!:

[Titanium_BD1103]

they don't make you fart... but everytime you eat them they taste like dog food...:lol!:

I wish that I could stop sneezing...

[piXie]

I send you a bunch of pollen coated flowers and give you a cold

i wish i had a horse

[Titanium_BD1103]

The horse arrives but it also comes with the wild west...

I wish Souths could win a game

[Kallan]

They win one game but not until 2008

I wish the school pies were not so disgusting

[Titanium_BD1103]

You do that and the hamburgers become disgusting...

I wish I wasn't so full as I am going to a function tonight.. :(

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get your empty stomach, then turn up at the function and find the food to be disgusting, and spend the whole night wishing you'd eaten before you went.

I wish there was nothing bad on the news - just for a couple days!

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and then instead get some crazy drug influenced news broadcast that never ends with its loving nature.. and you go mad..

I wish that I could actually have the car I saw in the magazine...

[SuperCliffy#01]

You wish that and then instead get some crazy drug influenced news broadcast that never ends with its loving nature.. and you go mad..

I wish that I could actually have the car I saw in the magazine...

But it is a matchbox car you were reading a Toys are Us catalogue.

I wish i could date the Manly Cheerleaders.cya. :chef:

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get your wish, and they're all guys.

I wish i pass all my exams

[Titanium_BD1103]

You get that wish.. and then they find out you plagurised in half of them... and so you fail... :(

I wish I could have the ability to keep all the Bulldogs Players at Belmore... :)

[Kallan]

You do but then you go way over the salary cap... and they lose all their points...again

I wish that i was taller.....

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and then you are a giant and everything is too small...

I wish Trent Barrett could get a downgraded charge at the judiciary...

[SuperCliffy#01]

He does but sprains his wrist after tripping over a Oompa Loompa running onto the field.

I wish George W Bush and John W Howard get married.cya. :clap:

[Eel 33]

You can have that in your own twisted reality

I wish i could get away from shiftwork sometimes

[piXie]

You get out of your shiftwork but feel os terrible about it you go back

i wish there was orange juice in my fridge

[brn2bwyld]

You get it but it is orange coloured cranberry juice

I wish my footy team was in the NRL

[Titanium_BD1103]

It is but then it gets forced to merge with another team... so you lose the team once more...

I wish I could have more warmth in the house...

[Kallan]

You decide to light a fire to solve the problem but you burn the house down

I wish that Australia win the soccer world cup

[MonaroMan]

You decide to light a fire to solve the problem but you burn the house down

I wish that Australia win the soccer world cup

Australia will win but all the players will be test for steroids and Tim Cahill is tested positive - the title is taken away.

I wish that I could go back in time about one week and assassinate Brett Finch.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and I wish that I could go back another week and maim you... :laugh:, Just Kidding.. :D

I wish that I could find all the articles for my assignment tonight.. :)

[Wolfpak]

Australia will win but all the players will be test for steroids and Tim Cahill is tested positive - the title is taken away.

I wish that I could go back in time about one week and assassinate Brett Finch.

You assassinate Brett Finch, therefore he doesn't kick that field goal, the game goes into overtime and NSW still WIN!!!!!!

I wish Queensland supporters would stop whingeing!

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and instead they start whinging about the price of fruit... and we get more lambasting anyway.. :D :D

I wish that I could find all the articles for my assignment tonight.. :)

[SuperCliffy#01]

But the anti virus programme wont allow you to access it.

I wish someone would steal my car for the insurance.cya. :mine:

[Flanker/5-8]

I steal your car, but I put you in a fridge so you can never make your claim.

I wish I had a bowl of sultana bran.

[HodgoBerro]

i could just make sure the cereal is stale

i wished this week would hurry up.

[Titanium_BD1103]

You wish that and next year arrives and you miss the end of the week.. ;)

I wish I didn't have to do this assignment...

[broncos_cow_girl]

You get your wish but then find that a 5 hour exam makes up the total marks for your subject.

I wish it wasn't June already.

[Kallan]

You invent at time machine, you go back in time, you then have serious mental issues because of this.

I wish that i didn't have to do all these exams coming up......

[~Wild Child~]

You have to sit alll the exams twice...cause you were given the wrong exam papers :(

I wish that...John Howard would grow just a lil taller :D

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

He will, but then he will marry your mum :D

I wish that OC wont finish

[~Wild Child~]

The OC was pulled cause you and Casey were the only ones who watched it :D

I wish to meet Darren :D (don't corrupt to bad) :D

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

You can, but just as you are about to see him, the world blows up

I wish to meet Michel :D

[MonaroMan]

You go to meet her but she turns out to be a transexual and actually a man. Your heart is broken.

I wish I was rich :p

[Nathalie]

You're wiping your bum with a $100 note, it gets stuck and you spontaneously combust :D

I wish I owned my own house

[Ryan]

You now own your own house, located in the middle of the Simpson Desert :laugh:
I wish Skakira was my secret mistress :naughty:

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

When you first meet, she will disappear for ever.

I wish Australia to win the Cricket World Cup

[Robbie_Dee]

Ok, this is obviously not going to happen but, They do, but then the match officials realise the ball was tampered, so the were disqualified so the Poms won!!!

I wish that i can could pick 1 item in the world free, anything at all!

[BrisbaneBroncosRule]

You get a Lambourghini Diablo, but straight away it gets stolen

I wish to be captain of the Australian Kangaroos

[Ryan]

You get to be captain of Australian Kangaroos under 8's girls team!
I wish I owned a new H1 hummer

[~Wild Child~]

You do get to own the hummer..but i't breaks down in the most unfortunate place :D
I wish my computer worked :(

[Ryan]

Your computer now works, slower than the original apple-mac!
I wish I knew tonights powerball numbers yesterday!

[~Wild Child~]

Your computer now works, slower than the original apple-mac!
I wish I knew tonights powerball numbers yesterday!You did..but they cancelled power ball for tonight :(

I wish I could go back to Switzerland. :purdy:

[MonaroMan]

You go back but your plane is Hijacked and you crash land somewhere in Greenland instead.

I wish there was no such thing as spam.

[~Wild Child~]

You go back but your plane is Hijacked and you crash land somewhere in Greenland instead.

I wish there was no such thing as spam.:') Suddenly the forum is over run with spam :sick:

I wish upon a star :rotflmao:

[Steel Dragon]

Unfortunately, you picked the wrong star, as it crashes into your house and burns it to the ground.

I wish I was bald.