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Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:42 AM
Welcome to the first ever Titans Club.

The Titanium bar is a place to sit and have a drink and tell us about your day, comment on today's game, or just relax and listen to the live band.

So pull up a chair, order a drink and check out the menu. We have managed to get a special license from GCCC and we don't have the 3 am lockout, we are open 24/7.

*Titan#1 stands behind bar and polishes glasses waiting for the first drunks of the day*

What'll it be?

Teegy
26-09-05, 09:46 AM
Carlton Midstrength. (great idea)

Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:47 AM
*Pours Teegy a Carlton*

So how has your day been so far?

Teegy
26-09-05, 09:50 AM
Boring i have been waiting to go to TAFE

Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:52 AM
What do you study at TAFE?
*Pearl Jam's Better Man comes on the jukebox*

Teegy
26-09-05, 09:53 AM
Diploma of Business but am going to become a Chef

Cliffy GC
26-09-05, 09:53 AM
i think the name of this thread would be an awesome name for this forum

Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:54 AM
AAHH Chefing. A long line of tradition in my family. When will start your apprenticship?

Teegy
26-09-05, 09:54 AM
Yer didn't think of that. Quick give deegan more work to do :p

Teegy
26-09-05, 09:55 AM
Haven't got one yet but have my foot in a few doors

Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:57 AM
i think the name of this thread would be an awesome name for this forum


Titanium is what I want to name the Stadium or atleast the Legues Club

Titans#1
26-09-05, 10:04 AM
Finished with that glass yet?

Teegy
26-09-05, 10:06 AM
Yer Sorry about that

Titans#1
26-09-05, 10:09 AM
No Probs.
*put's glass in sink and waits for next order*

DeeGan
26-09-05, 11:11 AM
i think the name of this thread would be an awesome name for this forum

The Titanium Bar inside THE TITANIUM Forums sound ok?

Cheers

DeeGan

Cliffy GC
26-09-05, 11:12 AM
The Titanium Bar inside THE TITANIUM Forums sound ok?

Cheers

DeeGan
sounds great bud

Dakink
26-09-05, 12:12 PM
Yep - I reckon the Titanium BAr is a perfect name for this place.


Vodka & Soda for me please!

Yes I know it's early but Im being run off my feet here at work. Between work, study and here I think I need a cooling beverage and a nice tall bar stool to plant my weary bones.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 12:42 PM
Have a seat, request some tunes and enjoy! Vodka for me too actually, it's tax day here.

Moejoe
26-09-05, 02:28 PM
Barkeep! Ill have a bundy and Cola, hold the ice.



Great thread by the way.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 02:32 PM
Bundy and coke, no Ice, gotcha. Hows the day treating you?

Moejoe
26-09-05, 02:35 PM
Been better, Works a bore The forums are all I have to look forward to when I get home tonight.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 02:38 PM
I know how you feel, when the kids are in bed it's finally ME TIME.

I've been here a bit to long I think though, my 5 year old just said something funny and i turned around and said lol (yes the actual word lol)

Dakink
26-09-05, 03:12 PM
Barkeep! Ill have a bundy and Cola, hold the ice.



Great thread by the way.


Put The Killers on my dear.

Got married a couple of months ago to one of their tunes!

We played The Killers' Indei Rock and Roll for the walk down the aisle

and U2 All I want is You as our singing song (and had Roxette Big Love, Metallica For Whom the Bell tolls and Groove Armada Superstylin as afters!)

Titans#1
26-09-05, 03:16 PM
Killers are on, what's your poision?

Titans#1
26-09-05, 03:47 PM
Well this Bar Keep is going to start on the dinner menu now. Only one thing on the menu tonight, Beef Goulash and Rice, I might be able to throw you a bread roll. Who's interested cause the kids are throwing a tanty saying they are hungry. See you all later on, it's BYO for now!

TDoGGBulldog
26-09-05, 04:11 PM
i like midori <<< cant spell illuisons....:D

Moejoe
26-09-05, 04:22 PM
Alright the Dinner menum My favorite, Besides the bundy and the XXXX.

Ill have a chicken, Beef, Bacon and onion pizza :)

And another Rum too.


By the way, I swear i heard Deegan in the corner saying drinks were on him all night :)

Dakink
26-09-05, 05:02 PM
Sorry only Goulash tonight - Too much Bundy for you!

In the corner we have the Piano man warming up his nimble fingers.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 05:04 PM
Bar Keep is back, What will it be all *pouring myself a Vodka Lemon and Lime*

The Beer Nuts are fresh by the way.

TDoGGBulldog
26-09-05, 05:11 PM
i like sky vodka lemon and lime...

Titans#1
26-09-05, 05:14 PM
*pours T dog Bulldog a sky with lem/lime*

Welcome to the Titanium Bar. Enjoy the Piano Man, He'll be on in 10.

Dakink
26-09-05, 05:17 PM
Baileys on the rocks please!

TDoGGBulldog
26-09-05, 05:18 PM
hahah thx....:D

Titans#1
26-09-05, 05:19 PM
Good Evening Dakink
*Baileys' poured*

Where will you be watching the game on Sunday?

Teegy
26-09-05, 06:08 PM
At the pub ith a few mate or at home in front of the big screen telly. either way i am going to have a cold beer in hand

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:09 PM
I'd say Id be at home enjoying the game a little more now that the Dragons arent there cause I aint nervous as all hell!

mmm Baileys smooth - Hit me again barkeep!

Ahh the sultry sounds of the crooners from our resident maestro.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:09 PM
It's a bit slow here tonight *Polishes Glasses*

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:12 PM
First Night. 4 pages on the first day is a good effort

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:13 PM
True that. Not good in profits though lol.

I should organise a trivia night.

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:18 PM
Need a beer after that A-Z game mistake how bad am i. now i know why i failed English

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:19 PM
Which beer would you like? No probs with the A-Z thing, it happens! lol
I do charge a $50 fee to clean up any mess you make, whether verbal or not.

Titan In Newcastle
26-09-05, 07:20 PM
hey all........
whats doin?
im heaps bored so i thought i would waste some space here.
how was every ones day?
everyday is on e day closer to 2007 can't wait

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:22 PM
You do look bored!

You should play the "in my pants" game, gives you a good chuckle.

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:23 PM
Allows me to soak in the dark atmosphere with the thuinder and lightning lighting up the sky outside. Enjoying my smoke and Baileys!

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:25 PM
We have had 1 flash and thunder and then the sky's gave up. How Boring.

I'm sitting here with my "Peach Bubbly" and a smoke listening to Laura sing her pathetic lungs out cause she's just been kicked out! YAY!

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:26 PM
No smokin in pubs soon. i'll have a crownie thanks

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:28 PM
*chink* Here you go, that's $3.50 thanks.

When there's no smoking in pubs, I'll open up my house as a pub so people can still smoke.

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:30 PM
Serving alcohol to a minor is offence. someone get the owner

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:31 PM
Anyone for a game of pool?

*Racks up table*

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:33 PM
Serving alcohol to a minor is offence. someone get the owner

Actually it is a worse offence to ask for alcohol if you are underage, I can say you showed me fake ID! lol

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:35 PM
Won't be fake in a month but i look 18 so it doesn't matter

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:35 PM
I wouldn't bust you anyway, it's all money in my pocket!

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:37 PM
*Plays by himself*

*Starts talking to his imaginary friend*

Titan In Newcastle
26-09-05, 07:37 PM
You do look bored!

You should play the "in my pants" game, gives you a good chuckle.
i did copule of days ago and i could only hear catch my diease by ben lee

Teegy
26-09-05, 07:40 PM
i did copule of days ago and i could only hear catch my diease by ben lee
yer not the best line for the girls

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:43 PM
*Plays by himself*

*Starts talking to his imaginary friend*

I said I'd play, you break.

*Lonely No More (Rob Thomas) plays on the jukebox*

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:45 PM
Racks up agan - places a kiss on titans#1 hand and says welcome my lady, playing against a beauty like you will be a pleasure.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:45 PM
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!

Titan In Newcastle
26-09-05, 07:45 PM
yer not the best line for the girls
i got no chance of catching n e diease, lol
when i was a yonuger titan in newcastle my mummy said, young titan if its not on, its not on, lol
i always listen to my mummy, lol

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:46 PM
Racks up agan - places a kiss on titans#1 hand and says welcome my lady, playing against a beauty like you will be a pleasure.

*Best western Accent* Why Thankyou Dear Sir, get ready for a whoopin!

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:49 PM
*Best western Accent* Why Thankyou Dear Sir, get ready for a whoopin!

Nudie for no balls sunk?

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:50 PM
Sure thing, we call them "Undie Run's" But Nudie sounds better.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:51 PM
Just found this quote, good one I reckon.

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 07:54 PM
BRB Just getting myself a drink (sheesh, how rude are these men?)

NO NO IT"S OK - I'll get it myself.

Dakink
26-09-05, 07:58 PM
PArdon me madam I was blinded by your beauty!!

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:03 PM
It's ok, I have my Champagne and Strawberries now, I'm happy.

*Feel (Robbie Williams) Plays*

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:07 PM
Breaks the balls only to see them madly fling around the table.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:10 PM
Oh what a shame, all those little balls missed those bog ole pockets things.

MY TURN

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:11 PM
Oh what a shame, all those little balls missed those bog ole pockets things.

MY TURN

Yep

Bog Ole thatswhat I thought too - Barkeep getting a bit sloshed perchance?

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:16 PM
Yeah, I don't make much profit. lol

Well, Bar Keep (or Frackenberry as I want to be known from now on) Manages to hit the white, but hit's it off the table straight into the Smoke machine (which is by now really smokin).

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:17 PM
Yeah, I don't make much profit. lol

Well, Bar Keep (or Frackenberry as I want to be known from now on) Manages to hit the white, but hit's it off the table straight into the Smoke machine (which is by now really smokin).

Picks up ball and places it in Frankenberry's hand "Have another my lady"

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:22 PM
Slams down the last bit of Bubbly
Put's Ciggy in mouth and lights the butt *swearing*
Collapses on floor crying "I Can't do anything right, I'm so Ugly, Why do men hate me?"

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:27 PM
Slams down the last bit of Bubbly
Put's Ciggy in mouth and lights the butt *swearing*
Collapses on floor crying "I Can't do anything right, I'm so Ugly, Why do men hate me?"


Smashes cue, throws the ball through the bottles above the bar screaming death to the devils poison!

roostergirl
26-09-05, 08:35 PM
VB please.......

Need it after spending 3 hours hunting for articles at uni :eek:

sooooooo tired

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:36 PM
It's ok, I just had a yak in the toilet. I feel much better.

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:40 PM
It's ok, I just had a yak in the toilet. I feel much better.

Better call the cleaners in!

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:43 PM
Better call the cleaners in!

Unfortunatly that's my job in the morning. Oh well, where were we?

*Grabs a galss of water*

*Unchained Melody Plays*

OOOHH My favourite song, who wants to dance?

Dakink
26-09-05, 08:44 PM
I would love to but my time is up.

Offers a generous tip - till the morrow my lady!!

Whats on the menu for breaky?

Titans#1
26-09-05, 08:47 PM
Continental Breakfast. I serve a mean bacon and eggs. Orders must be in by 7am.

Titans#1
26-09-05, 09:14 PM
Orders for Breakfast must be in by 7am, served promptly at 8am.

From now till then the bar keep is sleeping off her hang over so it's BYO for now.

Have a great night all, the key's to your rooms are hanging on the back wall.

kingy123
26-09-05, 11:45 PM
Hey titans
I once created one of these in a forum and was wondering if i could have a job as barman

Cheers
Bundy and ginger bear thanx

DeeGan
27-09-05, 12:49 AM
To: The Publican
From: Gold Coast Titans Forum

All drinks on the house for Tuesday, 27th September 2005 in order to thank your barmaid's outstanding work over the past couple of days ;)

Please forward bill to: Mr Michael Searle c/o Gold Coast Titans lol j/k

Great thread, the first I have seen of it's kind and a stunning success!!

Who do I have to kill to get a bourbon around here just quietly? It's only 1.56am....

Cheers

DeeGan

Titans#1
27-09-05, 05:49 AM
Hey titans
I once created one of these in a forum and was wondering if i could have a job as barman

Cheers
Bundy and ginger bear thanx


Sure Kingy, Which shift would you be wantin?

We got's day or Night here.

Titans#1
27-09-05, 05:51 AM
To: The Publican
From: Gold Coast Titans Forum

All drinks on the house for Tuesday, 27th September 2005 in order to thank your barmaid's outstanding work over the past couple of days ;)

Please forward bill to: Mr Michael Searle c/o Gold Coast Titans lol j/k

Great thread, the first I have seen of it's kind and a stunning success!!

Who do I have to kill to get a bourbon around here just quietly? It's only 1.56am....

Cheers

DeeGan

Well I was thinking of having a family fun day here to celebrate the announcement of "Social Bar Mod". Could drinks be on the house then?

Dakink
27-09-05, 07:39 AM
Ahh morning all!!

Ill have a strong mocca with some muffins please - oh add a shot to the coffee please.

This establishment has grown I see, always good to have bar staff on - then I dont need to pur my own!

Teegy
27-09-05, 07:45 AM
Looks like the lights are on but nobodies home

DeeGan
27-09-05, 09:17 AM
Well I was thinking of having a family fun day here to celebrate the announcement of "Social Bar Mod". Could drinks be on the house then?

lol :D

Your the publican here, you can use the 'drinks on the house' whenever you deem necessary ;)

Keep up the great work for the THE TITANIUM Forums Titans#1.

Cheers

DeeGan

Titans#1
27-09-05, 01:02 PM
THE TITANIUM BAR ANNOUNCMENT

Unfortunatly the Cook and Bar Keep have been called away for an urgent meeting tonight, therfore, it's BYO everything night.

Cook/Bar Keep/Maid will be back for the serving of Lunch on Wednesday.

Sorry for any inconveniance, feel free to run amuck while I'm gone.

Titan#1 (Frackenberry)

Teegy
27-09-05, 01:21 PM
feel free to run amuck while I'm gone.
Will Do... :D

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 01:56 PM
byo, thats a bit tough!
u could have left the bar taps on and the remote for the tv

Titans#1
27-09-05, 04:52 PM
I have Quickly popped in to open the Bar for free for the night, I couldn't organise a band so it's Karaoke tonight.

I Did realise it was a bit rough to leave you all on a Tuesday night with no grog, so go for your life, but treat this as the "Official Titanium Bar Opening".

Have a ball everyone, and the first person who sings Karaoke is the best in my books.

See you all tomorrow :D

Teegy
27-09-05, 05:02 PM
First Karaoke Contestant

"Signs Out of tune"

CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD
COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO
WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD
NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

Thank You

Titans#1
27-09-05, 05:08 PM
Your the best Teegy, you even had my toe's a tappin'.

Teegy
27-09-05, 05:11 PM
Thanks Tina Rules eva since "simply the Best. we need to have that as the NRL song

kingy123
27-09-05, 05:47 PM
Sure Kingy, Which shift would you be wantin?

We got's day or Night here.

Nights probly but can pop in when ever theres a hand needed

Teegy
27-09-05, 06:02 PM
Since the boss is away then we must play. tonight i vounenteer to be the BarMan.

Who's the next Karaoke Contestant

kingy123
27-09-05, 06:04 PM
Since the boss is away then we must play. tonight i vounenteer to be the BarMan.

Who's the next Karaoke Contestant

Sorry can i work coze Titans has announced i am a registered barman here

Teegy
27-09-05, 06:06 PM
Ok Take it away Kingy

I'll have a Crownie

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 06:10 PM
Since the boss is away then we must play. tonight i vounenteer to be the BarMan.

Who's the next Karaoke Contestant
i would sing next but they look like they r only new windows in the bar so i'll pass and listen to the rest of ya sing i promise i will dance tho

kingy123
27-09-05, 06:15 PM
Serves Teegy a crownie

Enjoy

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 06:17 PM
1 jim beam and cola thanks barman

Teegy
27-09-05, 06:19 PM
Thanks. how was everyones day

kingy123
27-09-05, 06:19 PM
Pours glass of jim beam and cola or titans in newcastle

There ya go mate

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 06:26 PM
thanks champ, who wants shots next??

kingy123
27-09-05, 06:27 PM
Dont get too intoxicated guys

Teegy
27-09-05, 06:30 PM
Intoxicated Never not us

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 06:34 PM
what does that mean? we can only have 8 shots not 9?

Teegy
27-09-05, 06:44 PM
what does that mean? we can only have 8 shots not 9?
You've only had one so far haven't you

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 06:46 PM
You've only had one so far haven't you
yeah for now, the night is still young

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 07:14 PM
has the bar closed?
few empty seats here.
what has a fella got to do to get a drink round here

kingy123
27-09-05, 07:15 PM
you have to ask for starters

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 07:28 PM
"whistles" barman 1 bourban thanks and anything for any1 else who wants a drink, my shout

kingy123
27-09-05, 07:29 PM
burbon for titans, any one else want any thing

[BroncosGirl]
27-09-05, 07:35 PM
Hahah I need a heavy drink ... Im tired... and theres too much Broncos negativity in the air :( ... lol

Teegy
27-09-05, 07:37 PM
I'll Drin anything as long as its free

Dakink
27-09-05, 07:44 PM
Well we all like to share the love in here. The regular Baileys on the rocks thanks!

Titan In Newcastle
27-09-05, 07:44 PM
1 water take away now gotta drive home, heading off everyone catch ya's later

Teegy
27-09-05, 08:03 PM
Got to go to. talk to you all around 12 tommorrow.

Lata

Steelers
27-09-05, 08:25 PM
If only I was legally allowed to drink lol

Titanium_BD1103
27-09-05, 09:35 PM
Its been a long day... ah it is nice to have a bar to go to, to sit back and relax... and now... Barkeep could ya get me a schooner of Carlton Draught...

*Gets up to sing Karaoke*.... ok everyone this place holds a special place to me, so I am going to now sing a special song....

*Piano man starts playing the piano*....

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

*piano ends*... ah and now to my Carlton Draught.. ah that is good... :D

Teegy
28-09-05, 07:14 AM
What song was that?

kingy123
28-09-05, 09:22 AM
Anyone want some breakie

Fampa
28-09-05, 09:48 AM
//wanders in

Fire up the bacon and eggs my good man.

kingy123
28-09-05, 09:50 AM
Walks out of kitchen steaming with sweat, he you go mate, handing out bacon and eggs to fampa

That was hard work

Fampa
28-09-05, 09:59 AM
//loads up the BBQ sauce

:D

Titans#1
28-09-05, 02:13 PM
Titans#1 stands behind bar polishing glasses in her little barkeep's uniform whistling "I'm so lonely"

All empty bar stools, where have all me Beautiful People gone? :confused:

Dakink
28-09-05, 02:17 PM
good day madam!!!

Coke and Ice please!

Titans#1
28-09-05, 02:22 PM
*CLINK*

There you are sir. How have the kids been treating you?

Dakink
28-09-05, 02:24 PM
Well - growing to quick. Absolute little monkeys!

Titans#1
28-09-05, 02:28 PM
I know what you mean. My little girls suprise me every day with something new.

*Pouring myself another Lemonade*

Dakink
28-09-05, 02:30 PM
Might be time to ramp up the lemonade!

Titans#1
28-09-05, 02:34 PM
No, If I do that, I'll end up singing Karaoke myself, and you don't want that.

Dakink
28-09-05, 02:34 PM
Might be able to charge for the priveledge!

Titans#1
28-09-05, 02:36 PM
I have to leave the bar for a while at 4pm, housekeeping duties are a waitin'.

Not my fave job, but a few stiff Vodka's may make it more enjoyable.

Teegy
28-09-05, 05:07 PM
Is the Bar open tonight

Titanium_BD1103
28-09-05, 05:14 PM
What song was that?

What song was that... *walks past the bar on the way back for dinner*.... that was the Cheers Song... ah the 2nd greatest bar in the world after this one... :D

Maybe back later on tonight for more fun....

*walks away from the bar and back home for dinner*.... :cool:

Teegy
28-09-05, 05:17 PM
Thsnk god i wasn't the only idiot to do a song

Teegy
28-09-05, 05:28 PM
any more Karaoke Contestants Tonight

Teegy
28-09-05, 05:44 PM
Got to got have some dinner i expect a coldie to be waitin

Titans#1
28-09-05, 08:30 PM
The Karaoke machine has been switched on and the beer is cold, who's the next victim?

Titans#1
28-09-05, 09:34 PM
bar keep realises that no one is here so now is the time to sing

*Tap tap on the Mic.*

Notice me
Take my hand
Why are we
Strangers when
Our love is strong
Why carry on without me?

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I make believe
That you are here
It's the only way
I see clear
What have I done
You seem to move on easy

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
Everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby

I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song is my sorry

At night I pray
That soon your face
Will fade away

Everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, you're haunting me
I guess I need you baby

Quickly scurries back behind bar

Dakink
28-09-05, 09:35 PM
*Walks in half way through*

Wow that was beautiful - just came in to say goodnight and per-order dinner for tomorrow night!!

Will you put on a show for us tomorrow?

Titans#1
28-09-05, 09:37 PM
No Show for you, but you may get a song.

What would you like for dinner? And what time would you like your reservation for?

Dakink
28-09-05, 09:39 PM
8-8.30 ....

If feeling a bit asian...

Titans#1
28-09-05, 09:40 PM
I've got Laksa or Sizzling Steak with fried rice.

Titans#1
28-09-05, 09:53 PM
I'm prepping for Breaky now.
Fresh OJ is squeezed. Sausages have been made and the egg rings are at the ready.

Serving from 7am till 8.30am.

Have a good night everyone, this barkeep is off to bed after a hard day of entertaining the In-Laws.

Titans#1
29-09-05, 09:53 AM
PUBLIC NOTICE

TRIVIA NIGHT HOSTS WANTED

Must have vast knowledge of NRL and sports in general.

Once "Expressions of Interest" have been submitted a date will be posted for this event.

Titan In Newcastle
29-09-05, 07:08 PM
trivia night sounds good, if ya need leagues laws i can help u out with correct answers from 2005 arl laws of the game

Titanium_BD1103
02-10-05, 09:15 AM
*Walks past Bar, sees sign Bar closed today*

Oh well, I thought I would walk past and visit the bar, oh well maybe next time... ;)

Titans#1
02-10-05, 09:33 AM
*Walks past Bar, sees sign Bar closed today*

Oh well, I thought I would walk past and visit the bar, oh well maybe next time... ;)


The Titanium Bar is never closed, Just "unattended".

Queenslander
02-10-05, 12:46 PM
The Titanium Bar is never closed, Just "unattended".

An unattended bar sounds like a easy way to get free booze :D

Teegy
05-10-05, 07:24 PM
Titanium Bar Trivia Comp

5 down 15 more to Go

Email The_Titanium_Bar@hotmail.com to Enter

Titanium_BD1103
11-10-05, 09:37 PM
I have had a lousy day... bah... I need a drink...but seeing as there is no one here.. I will have to get it myself... *goes and gets a can of Jim Beam*...

Anyone else want a drink.. ;)

Titanium_BD1103
08-02-06, 05:42 PM
I thought with a whole new bunch of members.. I would revive this thread.. :)

The bar is now open again.. but its BYO.. see ya.. :D :D

Titans#1
08-02-06, 05:45 PM
Damnit...

*Dusts off Karaoke Machine and the Keg*

Drinks are only served when you ask nicely and it's off the top shelf... :beer:

Titanium_BD1103
08-02-06, 05:48 PM
What didn't you want the bar to reopen.. :lol!:

I reckon it was time to give some our newer members a taste of the Old School Titans posts.. back when we started in September/October.. :D :D

I am happy to help out with the bar when I am around.. ;)

Titans#1
08-02-06, 05:49 PM
Aslong as I don't have to hear that terrible version of the Nutbush again, I'll be happy...lol

Yes, the Titans way of life is the life for me.... eat ~ drink and be drunk... *hiccup*

Titanium_BD1103
08-02-06, 06:13 PM
Yes same here same here.. this thread was such a good thread.. hopefully it can be again.. ah I have been reading this thread.. where have all those people gone.. Rooster Girl, Teegy, Titan in Newcastle.. we haven't heard from them in ages.. :(

IF YOU READ THIS COME BACK.. :D :D

Eel 33
09-02-06, 08:39 AM
**Walks past bar, the stale smell of bacon and eggs wofting out the door, looks in and no one there. Bummer.** Ill come back later.

Titans#1
09-02-06, 08:43 AM
Hair of the Dog anyone? *pours a bloody mary*.....

Right, I feel much better now.... Ready for posting!

DeeGan
09-02-06, 09:36 AM
Great to see the bar back open for business and in full swing - remember the days when Titans#1 was just the bar chick we (well I can't be included there or I am out of the house tonight lol) all tried to pick up on a Friday or Saturday night - now she is a moderator and too busy for you all..... :laugh:

Titans#1
09-02-06, 09:43 AM
Great to see the bar back open for business and in full swing - remember the days when Titans#1 was just the bar chick we (well I can't be included there or I am out of the house tonight lol) all tried to pick up on a Friday or Saturday night - now she is a moderator and too busy for you all..... :laugh:


Not too busy, just over worked and very under paid, which now makes me the part-time cranky bar chick.

Put up and shut up please... if the beer is warm, I don't want to hear about it... your all men, you fix the keg. :yell:

Titanium_BD1103
09-02-06, 09:56 AM
That deal is fine by me Titans#1.. :D.. I am fixing the keg now.. there all fixed.. :lol!:

We should recruit a few staff here.. you can be head bartender of course but to ensure the place is open as often as possible.. :laugh: :laugh:

DeeGan
09-02-06, 10:03 AM
Not too busy, just over worked and very under paid, which now makes me the part-time cranky bar chick.

Put up and shut up please... if the beer is warm, I don't want to hear about it... your all men, you fix the keg. :yell:

:laugh:

(I see the Union rep walking through the door any minute now)

Dakink
09-02-06, 11:33 AM
I dont come here to spend my hard earned and here whinging - fix the keg bar keep or I'll take my cash else where! Oh and a good spanking too! We want cold beer!

Queenslander
09-02-06, 11:35 AM
I dont come here to spend my hard earned and here whinging - fix the keg bar keep or I'll take my cash else where! Oh and a good spanking too! We want cold beer!

We deserve cold beer!!! We are not poms, we dont our drink beer hot :sick:

Titans#1
09-02-06, 12:37 PM
Business is picking up, time for me to stop diluting the spirit's I think....

Steelers
09-02-06, 03:54 PM
I guess i'll take a creaming soda... Under 18's can't drink :( lol. Am I even allowed in here :laugh:

Eel 33
09-02-06, 09:29 PM
I guess i'll take a creaming soda... Under 18's can't drink :( lol. Am I even allowed in here :laugh:

Stay in the bistro and you'll be right.

I think the barman needs a kick up the bum. Diluting spirits....... :evil:

Queenslander
09-02-06, 09:30 PM
Stay in the bistro and you'll be right.

I think the barman needs a kick up the bum. Diluting spirits....... :evil:
I know, this water tastes like rum.......and this rum tastes like water :roll:

Eel 33
09-02-06, 09:33 PM
Shifty barman!!! Where's the owner!!! :angry:

Eel 33
11-02-06, 05:51 PM
*Hey is this place still open???* No answer. Good, then ill just fix myself a jd and coke.

Eel 33
26-02-06, 10:05 AM
.....Walking past bar
I must've been the last person in here, my glass is in the same spot as i left it over 2 weeks ago. Oh well.....

The Original Idiot
26-02-06, 03:39 PM
Oh, great. I finally get in this place and there's only an Eels fan there. Pity.

Eel 33
27-02-06, 11:12 AM
Im hungry. Lets see if theres anything in the fridge.......................D'oh only beer here. What about the freezer? Oh yes, a couple of frozen steaks, some frozen veg and some gravy. Won't complain, better than Maccas. And that ice cold beer in the fridge. The only thing missing is the dancing girls.

Dakink
27-02-06, 11:35 AM
Ill have mine medium rare thanks cook! Hold the gravy though...

I'll have an icy cold Stella thanks.

MMM Dancing girls - perhaps we can hire some?

Eel 33
27-02-06, 02:57 PM
Well the bar is bare. No food or drink of any description left. Does the owner care about this place anymore?

Titans#1
27-02-06, 03:39 PM
Everything will be re-stocked at the end of the month (tomorrow) to co-incide with our monthly invoices. lol

Smorgasboard on Wednesday.

Dakink
27-02-06, 03:42 PM
And the dancing girls?

Titans#1
27-02-06, 04:00 PM
And the dancing girls?

They are invoiced hourly, so someone else can look after them :rotflmao:

Dakink
27-02-06, 04:02 PM
Ill dance if invoiced hourly!!

Dakink
27-02-06, 10:10 PM
Ah well time to shut the bar down - night all!!!!

Wolfpak
27-02-06, 11:29 PM
I thought this Bar didn't close???????? Oh well....


Just a thought, and I didn't bother reading through 19 pages, so if someone has said this before then I apologise, but I think The Titanium Bar would be a great name for one of the bars at Robina Stadium when it's built! It could also be the unofficial meeting/hang out place for forum members during Titan's games.

Just one thing, there needs to be a sign hanging over a stool in the corner saying 'Wolfpak's chair'. LMAO

Eel 33
28-02-06, 04:58 PM
Everything will be re-stocked at the end of the month (tomorrow) to co-incide with our monthly invoices. lol

Smorgasboard on Wednesday.

Damn.....i'm 24 hours too early.

Wolfpak
01-03-06, 08:55 AM
Okay... I'm here... it's Wednesday.... where's the food??????????????

Queenslander
01-03-06, 10:22 AM
Im hungry.......Where's me dinner :laugh:????? :chef:

Dakink
01-03-06, 10:44 AM
Anyone here still - Barkeep will be on duty in a minute!

Queenslander
01-03-06, 11:05 AM
Anyone here still - Barkeep will be on duty in a minute!

I dont want the Barkeep, I want the Chef!!!!!! :chef: I want my dinner!!!!!!

Titanium_BD1103
01-03-06, 11:27 AM
The Event promoter is here LOL.. :lol!:

Todays events include a Texas Hold Em comp with the winner winning drinks at the bar and a darts comp where the winner gets a giant cardboard cutout of a Titan Staff.. :)

Enjoy ur events.. :D :D

Dakink
01-03-06, 11:31 AM
Just need a real life cut out of Chris, he stands about 7 foot 3000!!!

Dakink
01-03-06, 11:31 AM
Drink?

Titanium_BD1103
01-03-06, 11:37 AM
I'll have a Bundy Lime and Cola thanks Dakink.. on the run though.. :)

Dakink
01-03-06, 11:54 AM
One take away coming up - sorry but the delay - had to freeze the ice first!

That'll be a fiver thanks

Titanium_BD1103
01-03-06, 11:57 AM
sure thing *hands over fiver to Dakink* :)

Ok just to establish something here... what did the owner set the bar drink prices as.. ;)

Dakink
01-03-06, 12:01 PM
Dunno ;-) but she aint here and I am *folds arms trying to look mean and intimidating*

So there !

Dakink
01-03-06, 12:08 PM
Well Cronk just you and me!!

Want a freebie SSHH!!

I wont tell the boss if you dont - look at all the open bottles we have here - not to mention the beer nuts. No where is that damn juke box again.

Eel 33
01-03-06, 02:37 PM
[QUOTE=Dakink]
Want a freebie SSHH!!

I wont tell the boss if you dont [QUOTE]

Only if your gunna throw a freebie my way Dakink. :thumbsup:

Dakink
01-03-06, 02:58 PM
Name your poison good sir!

Dakink
01-03-06, 03:23 PM
Cmon folks - whilst Titans#1 aint here lets party!

All bottles are open - lets drink the joint dry and make her re-stock again!

The Original Idiot
01-03-06, 08:50 PM
make me a ****tail, any ****tail. Can't think of one at the moment...

Dakink
01-03-06, 08:57 PM
Give you a **** sucking cowboy if you want!

Wolfpak
02-03-06, 04:41 AM
Give you a **** sucking cowboy if you want!

Yep, I'll take one of those too, only I hope no one minds if I just close my eyes and pretend it's a cowgirl......

Dakink
02-03-06, 07:31 AM
Well Breakfast time is on us, we have broken into the Maccas next door with Titans#1's keys seeming she isnt here at the moment so its free hash browns and McMuffins for all!

Wolfpak
02-03-06, 11:04 AM
Hmmmm, am I too late for the hash browns?

Eel 33
02-03-06, 02:48 PM
*Looks inside........no one here, and there's an unopened bottle of JD on the shelf, oh yeah!!!*

Dakink
02-03-06, 03:32 PM
Ill be back later tonight! Free whatever for whoever!

Dakink
02-03-06, 06:18 PM
Ahh the smell of an empty bar, here is a fine stool for me to sit naked on!

Queenslander
02-03-06, 06:38 PM
Ahh the smell of an empty bar, here is a fine stool for me to sit naked on!

The health inspector is coming in..............run away; and wipe the mess off the stool :p :laugh: :laugh:

Dakink
02-03-06, 06:48 PM
*walks past QLD'er as if nothing has happened*

Nothing to see here - move along!

Dakink
02-03-06, 07:43 PM
HELLO, hello, ello!!!

Is there anybody out there?

Smile if you can here me

is any body home?

Queenslander
02-03-06, 07:55 PM
HELLO, hello, ello!!!

Is there anybody out there?

Smile if you can here me

is any body home?

:hi: I think its the thought of seeing you naked and sitting on a bar stool is what scared alot of people away. :laugh:

Dakink
02-03-06, 08:01 PM
LOL Garbage - it must be the cover charge!!!

Queenslander
02-03-06, 08:02 PM
LOL Garbage - it must be the cover charge!!!

Theres a cover charge!!!! Oops I hope there are no security guards at this place.

Dakink
02-03-06, 08:23 PM
I thought you were security - your not!

SECURITY SECURITY HELP!!!!

Titanium_BD1103
02-03-06, 09:09 PM
LOL Security left long ago.. ;)

As for me.. I want whatever is free at the bar tonight.. if possible a Corona.. I like the lime.. :D :D

Eel 33
06-03-06, 10:02 AM
*Damn, i'm too late for breakfast and too early for lunch, ill be back*

MOPL
06-03-06, 10:27 AM
The White Elephant

Titanium_BD1103
06-03-06, 10:55 AM
The name of this place ain't changing MOPL...but a good name for a choice to create a new bar if this place ever burns down LOL.. :D

Todays activities...

- Txt comp: see who can come up with the funniest txt joke... free beer for it.. :)
- Pool Comp: Winner buys the bar drinks.. on tab of course.. ;)

LOL great activities hey... makes you want to stay around longer.. :laugh: :laugh:

Eel 33
06-03-06, 12:28 PM
Lunchtime special pls barman.

Eel 33
15-03-06, 12:55 PM
Geez, this place really has gone downhill. The drinks were cold, food was great. Ow well, have to find another watering hole.

Titanium_BD1103
07-07-06, 08:17 PM
OK I am reopening the bar.... :D :D

I am not the manager here... I am just assisting to ensure the place stays open... ;)

Food is available, but it's a bistro setting, just state what you are eating so we can replenish stock... :laugh:

Drinks (Both Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic) are now available through the machines provided or if the bar manager or staff is in, you can ask them... :)

Karaoke Machine is available nightly from 7-12pm... ;)

Pool Tables and Pinball machines are available.

Enjoy the bar and have fun, chat and enjoy the bar like atmosphere, oh and for the new patrons, you can also have a look at a bit of forum history... :) :)

jenny
07-07-06, 08:57 PM
Just a nightcap please, and can you make it a ****tail ...something fruity
like ..Hmmmmmmmmmm. you choose BT ;) Thanks.

Titanium_BD1103
07-07-06, 08:59 PM
Ummm... lets see...

Strawberry Ace it is... enjoy your ****tail... where is your friend TT?

Titanium_BD1103
07-07-06, 09:01 PM
Ok all

Unfortunately... the barman has to go for the night.. Drinks are available through the drink machine... ;)

Available Tonight: Cosmopolitans, Beer, Wine, Spirits: Vodka and Rum...

Have a good night all... :)

Townsville Titan
07-07-06, 09:02 PM
Beer!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

jenny
08-07-06, 05:49 AM
Ummm... lets see...

Strawberry Ace it is... enjoy your ****tail... where is your friend TT?

Lets see *sip* Mmmmmm very tasty, thankyou BT...LOL he's out there somewhere! :hi:

SuperCliffy#01
08-07-06, 01:20 PM
Well it is raining and i have stummbled in here and wow this place rocks, so i saunter over to the bar and i see this hot looking babe and i introduce myself, "Hi i am Clifford87 whats your name" The hot looking babe says "my name is Jenny" so we both shake hands and i buy her a drink and we talked throught the night and got plenty drunk, and then i grabbed her by the hand and led her to the Karioke machine and to everyones amazement and amusement we barely sing "I got you" by Sonny and Cher, so after making fools of ourselves but with plenty of applause we get back to the bar, and Jenny and i talked for the rest of the night. :clap:

jenny
08-07-06, 01:24 PM
:rotflmao: and then we rang MJ who was nice enough to drive us home...Cliffy dropped off first of course...then MJ and I partied on :guit:
BUT we have to do it again Cliffy.... :thumbsup: I have to brush up on my singing, i shall sing Blue sued shoes next time , and you and MJ play air Guitar :guit: :guit: :kiss:

SuperCliffy#01
08-07-06, 01:32 PM
:rotflmao: and then we rang MJ who was nice enough to drive us home...Cliffy dropped off first of course...then MJ and I partied on :guit:
BUT we have to do it again Cliffy.... :thumbsup: I have to brush up on my singing, i shall sing Blue sued shoes next time , and you and MJ play air Guitar :guit: :guit: :kiss:

So the next night myself, Jenny and MJ turn up as the "The Three Wise Monkey's" a Death Metal Elvis Tribute Band, Jenny the Singer, Me the Bassist and MJ the Drummer (at the moment it is rumoured that the Bassist and Vocalist are getting it on), and we perform for free food and all the drinks we can throw down, and we blow the place apart, and we become the regular band.cya. :kiss:

jenny
08-07-06, 01:36 PM
So the next night myself, Jenny and MJ turn up as the "The Three Wise Monkey's" a Death Metal Elvis Tribute Band, Jenny the Singer, Me the Bassist and MJ the Drummer (at the moment it is rumoured that the Bassist and Vocalist are getting it on), and we perform for free food and all the drinks we can throw down, and we blow the place apart, and we become the regular band.cya. :kiss:
OMG...........LMAO!!!! THEN tt ROCKS IN Causes huge Blue :box: and wins....then he's our opening act! only problem when he has blue, and wins ...he was the only one in the fight......so we bash him and the crowd goes wild....so we decide to play pin the tail on the donket to lift the crowds spirits......i found a dead carcase..and fun was had by all :fence:

SuperCliffy#01
08-07-06, 01:38 PM
OMG...........LMAO!!!! THEN tt ROCKS IN Causes huge Blue :box: and wins....then he's our opening act! only problem when he has blue, and wins ...he was the only one in the fight......so we bash him and the crowd goes wild....so we decide to play pin the tail on the donket to lift the crowds spirits......i found a dead carcase..and fun was had by all :fence:


We played the smack down on his candy ass, the CLIFFORD87 says, can you smell what the CLIFFORD87 is cooking.cya. :box:

Eel 33
11-07-06, 07:59 AM
My god!!!!!!! The Titanium Bar has re-opened. Lets see if breakfast is still served???

Titanium_BD1103
11-07-06, 08:55 AM
Breakfast is served Eel 33... and it is continental... as always... in other words.. ;)

- Toast with Bacon and Eggs
- Hash Browns
- Croissants with Butter and Jam
- A Variety of Juices
- Cereal (optional)

See, we may be a bar, but we aim to please at the Titanium... :D :D

Eel 33
11-07-06, 08:56 AM
Beautiful, just the brekkie i was after.

jenny
11-07-06, 10:04 AM
Breakfast is served Eel 33... and it is continental... as always... in other words.. ;)

- Toast with Bacon and Eggs
- Hash Browns
- Croissants with Butter and Jam
- A Variety of Juices
- Cereal (optional)

See, we may be a bar, but we aim to please at the Titanium... :D :D
Awsome BDT :clap: you are booked on Virgin flight 007 ...departs Sydney 11am ...arrives at the GOLD COAST 12.15 pm...and make it snappy...yummmmm :purdy: THankyou

lonegull
11-07-06, 12:58 PM
whats the special 2nite

Titanium_BD1103
11-07-06, 01:25 PM
It's a Buffet... you decide... just make sure you tell us what you are having, that way we here at the Titanium Bar can stock up on more supplies... ;)

Oh you wanted the special.. well seeing as its all about Ice tonight...

Grilled Perch Fillet with Roasted Vegetables or Chips and your choice of Wine or Imported Beer.. :)

Eel 33
14-07-06, 09:23 AM
Grilled Perch Fillet with Roasted Vegetables or Chips and your choice of Wine or Imported Beer.. :)

Ill be there for dinner, sounds too good to pass up.

Titanium_BD1103
14-07-06, 09:32 AM
That was Tuesday's special... tonights is...

Steak with your choice of hollandaise or Diane Sauce, Roasted Potatoes and Vegetables... with your choice of either a red or white wine... or a blue or white vodka... depending on team preference... ;)

Enjoy the Friday Football Feast... :D :D

Eel 33
14-07-06, 09:38 AM
Im there, im never 1 to pass up a steak for dinner.

Wolfpak
17-07-06, 07:13 PM
I'll take the steak, and a nice cold Vitamin B to was it down with please.

jenny
17-07-06, 07:55 PM
I would like a Triple scotch on the rocks please....getting ready for Wolfpaks next gig.... :erm: He 's a trooper this one :laugh: :emp:

Wolfpak
17-07-06, 08:20 PM
I would like a Triple scotch on the rocks please

Yeh, OK, you talked me into it! Me too please!

jenny
17-07-06, 08:25 PM
Yeh, OK, you talked me into it! Me too please!
and Keepem comin LOL! :sick:

Eel 33
28-07-06, 10:16 AM
Hey chef, what's for lunch???

Titanium_BD1103
28-07-06, 10:34 AM
Um.. lets see what is left in the fridge....

Ok for lunch we have Cottage Pie with Gravy, Super Sub with tabasco and mustard, Sandwiches and the special...

- Double 100% Beef Burger, with Lettuce, Tomato, Egg, Beetroot, melted cheese, onions, your choice of mustards and sauce and all in a special supersoft bread bun.

Oh and of course your choice of beverages... :)

SuperCliffy#01
28-07-06, 11:32 AM
If you can do it scrape me up a Chicken Caesar salad and i'll have a diet lime cordial with that.cya. :fence:

Eel 33
31-07-06, 01:57 PM
Menu for dinner please oh great chef???

Social Loafer
31-07-06, 02:21 PM
I Never knew we had a bar here...

What are the specials this week?

Anyone got a drink menu?

jenny
31-07-06, 02:24 PM
I Never knew we had a bar here...

What are the specials this week?

Anyone got a drink menu?

Yeah :beer: i'll have a Baileys please..what do you guys want, i'm shouting the bar :roll: